Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[seth6138]

There once was a lifeguard named Seth.
who dated a stripper named Beth
She danced on his lap,
His zipper did snap;
and Seth nearly fucked Beth to death.

love it!

 

[37_ttej]

Elle's costume was skimpy and thin
It could tempt a young curate to sin
"Trick or treat?" she cried

 

[Hornblende]

Elle's costume was skimpy and thin
It could tempt a young curate to sin
"Trick or treat?" she cried
As his hand slipped inside

 

[37_ttej]

Elle's costume was skimpy and thin
It could tempt a young curate to sin
"Trick or treat?" she cried
As his hand slipped inside
"You're my candy this Hallowe'en!"

 

[Hornblende]

Elle's costume was skimpy and thin
It could tempt a young curate to sin
"Trick or treat?" she cried
As his hand slipped inside
"You're my candy this Hallowe'en!"

So she slipped off her costume right there

 

[37_ttej]

So she slipped off her costume right there
Standing naked in front of the Frère

 

[Hornblende]

So she slipped off her costume right there
Standing naked in front of the Frère
And he forsook his prayers

 

[37_ttej]

So she slipped off her costume right there
Standing naked in front of the Frère
And he forsook his prayers
Exploring her 'wares'

 

[Hornblende]

So she slipped off her costume right there
Standing naked in front of the Frère
And he forsook his prayers
Exploring her 'wares'
And she took him to heaven, quite bare

 

[suckonsimon]

Sunshine at the end of October

 

[beachbaby179]

Sunshine at the end of October
He wanted so bad to disrobe 'er.

 

[suckonsimon]

Sunshine at the end of October
He wanted so bad to disrobe 'er.
She beamed him that look

 

[beachbaby179]

Sunshine at the end of October
He wanted so bad to disrobe 'er.
She beamed him that look
And that's all it took

 

[suckonsimon]

Sunshine at the end of October
He wanted so bad to disrobe 'er.
She beamed him that look
And that's all it took
He was up like a fresh picked cucumber

 

[Hornblende]

She wanted to play his French Horn

 

[beachbaby179]

She wanted to play his French Horn
Or maybe his flute. She was torn.

 

[Hornblende]

She wanted to play his French Horn
Or maybe his flute. She was torn.
She struck up a tune

 

[beachbaby179]

She wanted to play his French Horn
Or maybe his flute. She was torn.
She struck up a tune
Right out there on the dune

 

[Hornblende]

She wanted to play his French Horn
Or maybe his flute. She was torn.
She struck up a tune
Right out there on the dune
While filming proceedings for porn

 

[Hornblende]

Then he offered to finger her cello

 

[37_ttej]

Then he offered to finger her cello
At the size of his hand she said, "Hello!"

 

[beachbaby179]

Then he offered to finger her cello
At the size of his hand she said, "Hello!"
So she sat in her chair

 

[jameslewis]

Then he offered to finger her cello
At the size of his hand she said, "Hello!"
So she sat in her chair
And his fingers went there

 

[37_ttej]

Then he offered to finger her cello
At the size of his hand she said, "Hello!"
So she sat in her chair
And his fingers went there
What a duet! She's feeling all mellow.

 

[37_ttej]

He gently played 'Air on her G-String'

(sorry Bach )