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[Ubiquitious_too]

who dated a stripper named Beth

She danced on his lap,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She danced on his lap,

His zipper did snap;

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a lifeguard named Seth.
who dated a stripper named Beth
She danced on his lap,
His zipper did snap;
and Seth nearly fucked Beth to death.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ubiquitous too is in Camelot?

 

[37_ttej]

Ubiquitous too is in Camelot?
Where of 'round table' orgies they have-a-lot

(Little known fact - Lancelot was named for the size of his, er, 'lance' )

 

[Hornblende]

Ubiquitous too is in Camelot?
Where of 'round table' orgies they have-a-lot
There are maidens to spank

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ubiquitous too is in Camelot?
Where of 'round table' orgies they have-a-lot
There are maidens to spank
And others to wank

 

[Hornblende]

biquitous too is in Camelot?
Where of 'round table' orgies they have-a-lot
There are maidens to spank
And others to wank
And then everyone will cum-a-lot

 

[barefootgirl69]

biquitous too is in Camelot?
Where of 'round table' orgies they have-a-lot
There are maidens to spank
And others to wank
And then everyone will cum-a-lot

You make me laugh...I enjoy that!

 

[37_ttej]

You make me laugh...I enjoy that!
Said barefoot, admiring Horn's 'bat'

*snigger*

 

[barefootgirl69]

You make me laugh...I enjoy that!
Said barefoot, admiring Horn's 'bat'
So here's a tickle





*snigger*
*swat*

 

[37_ttej]

You make me laugh...I enjoy that!
Said barefoot, admiring Horn's 'bat'
So here's a tickle
For his big dick-le




*snigger*
*swat*
*LOL*

 

[barefootgirl69]

You make me laugh...I enjoy that!
Said barefoot, admiring Horn's 'bat'
So here's a tickle
For his big dick-le
And one for my kitty-cat

*snigger*
*swat*
*LOL*
*you're in trouble, mister!...grinning*

 

[37_ttej]

Now Jett is a little scared

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now Jett is a little scared
Because her secrets he shared

 

[37_ttej]

Now Jett is a little scared
Because her secrets he shared
What, that you like cock?
That's hardly a shock

 

[jameslewis]

Now Jett is a little scared
Because her secrets he shared
What, that you like cock?
That's hardly a shock
It wasn't her soul that he bared.

 

[37_ttej]

Now Jett is a little scared
Because her secrets he shared
What, that you like cock?
That's hardly a shock
It wasn't her soul that he bared.

Wha ...!?

(Heehee, nice one, James )

No, no, Jett is a ladies man!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now Jett is a little scared
Because her secrets he shared
What, that you like cock?
That's hardly a shock
But dirty laundry doesn't need to be aired!


*lol*

 

[barefootgirl69]

(Heehee, nice one, James )

No, no, Jett is a ladies man!
Although he doesn't have a plan

 

[37_ttej]

No, no, Jett is a ladies man!
Although he doesn't have a plan
He's clueless you see

(Hey, wait a minute!)

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, no, Jett is a ladies man!
Although he doesn't have a plan
He's clueless you see
But witty times three!



(Don't tell Que I used 'times')

 

[37_ttej]

No, no, Jett is a ladies man!
Although he doesn't have a plan
He's clueless you see
But witty times three!
My laughs come out of a can.

(metaphorically speaking)

 

[Lia Monde]

Elle's costume was skimpy and thin

 

[Hornblende]

Elle's costume was skimpy and thin
It could tempt a young curate to sin