Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

He packed his pecker on ice
Eventually, it felt nice
But when it turned blue
He left his igloo
And said "I'm not trying that twice".

I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[Hornblende]

She was keen to try anything new

 

[barefootgirl69]

She was keen to try anything new
Knowing that she shouldn't want to

 

[Hornblende]

She was keen to try anything new
Knowing that she shouldn't want to
So he reached in his drawer

 

[barefootgirl69]

She was keen to try anything new
Knowing that she shouldn't want to
So he reached in his drawer
To give her some more

 

[Hornblende]

She was keen to try anything new
Knowing that she shouldn't want to
So he reached in his drawer
To give her some more
But mistakenly picked out some glue

 

[suckonsimon]

She was keen to try anything new
Knowing that she shouldn't want to
So he reached in his drawer
To give her some more
And those handcuffs they cannot undo

 

[Hornblende]

She was keen to try anything new
Knowing that she shouldn't want to
So he reached in his drawer
To give her some more
And those handcuffs they cannot undo

Brilliant

 

[suckonsimon]

He found her criss-crossed with the rope

 

[barefootgirl69]

He found her criss-crossed with the rope
Trembling and wet, without hope

 

[suckonsimon]

He found her criss-crossed with the rope
Trembling and wet, without hope
So he knelt down to kiss

 

[barefootgirl69]

He found her criss-crossed with the rope
Trembling and wet, without hope
So he knelt down to kiss
The dewy, damp miss

 

[suckonsimon]

He found her criss-crossed with the rope
Trembling and wet, without hope
So he knelt down to kiss
The dewy, damp miss
He thought he had puss - she said, "Nope"

 

[Hornblende]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue

 

[suckonsimon]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue
For his skill by her friends had been sung

 

[Hornblende]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue
For his skill by her friends had been sung
He could breathe through his ears

 

[suckonsimon]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue
For his skill by her friends had been sung
He could breathe through his ears
while his gal shook till tears

 

[Hornblende]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue
For his skill by her friends had been sung
He could breathe through his ears
while his gal shook till tears
As up to her peak she was brung

 

[barefootgirl69]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue
For his skill by her friends had been sung
He could breathe through his ears
while his gal shook till tears
As up to her peak she was brung

Well done!!
*giggles* "breathe through his ears"

 

[suckonsimon]

She quivered, awaiting his tongue
For his skill by her friends had been sung
He could breathe through his ears
while his gal shook till tears
As up to her peak she was brung

Hey Hornblende you're great fun on here! ... and you sure you want to keep your pm facility switched off? Couple of times I've wanted to say hello and I bet others do too. Simon. - Ignore if you choose no probs.

 

[Hornblende]

Hey Hornblende you're great fun on here! ... and you sure you want to keep your pm facility switched off? Couple of times I've wanted to say hello and I bet others do too. Simon. - Ignore if you choose no probs.

It's just how my woman and I choose to roll here on Lit. I do allow PMs from buddies, stand by for an "add"...

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

(I've been watching- what's next?)

 

[Hornblende]

Then she straddled his member with glee

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Then she straddled his member with glee

Which actually fit, to a tea.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Then she straddled his member with glee
A slight and sexy bend to her knee