Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day

 

[Hornblende]

So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day
To tease and inflame

 

[barefootgirl69]

So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day
To tease and inflame
It's only a game

 

[Hornblende]

So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day
To tease and inflame
It's only a game
But I sometimes get carried away

 

[thebeesknees]

There was a young lady from Lansing

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing

 

[barefootgirl69]

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[barefootgirl69]

There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
Out clubbing every night

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
Out clubbing every night
''Twas to her delight

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
Out clubbing every night
''Twas to her delight
She met all her lovers while dancing

 

[thebeesknees]

A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya

 

[Lia Monde]

A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
But the size was all wrong

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
But the size was all wrong
Not to mention his thong

 

[Hornblende]

leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
But the size was all wrong
Not to mention his thong
It was hardly the thing to engorge ya

 

[Hornblende]

When a stranger arrived at the door

 

[suckonsimon]

When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor

 

[Hornblende]

When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor
But the things he could do

 

[suckonsimon]

When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor
But the things he could do
had her crying, "Ooo! Ooooh!"

 

[Hornblende]

When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor
But the things he could do
had her crying, "Ooo! Ooooh!"
and desperately begging for more

 

[suckonsimon]

Hornblende, you and me working together, eh? "When two strangers arrived at the door" ...

 

[Hornblende]

Hornblende, you and me working together, eh? "When two strangers arrived at the door" ...

When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor

 

[suckonsimon]

When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor
The guys changed around

 

[vibes]

When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor
The guys changed around
Scattering away whatever they found

 

[Hornblende]

When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor
The guys changed around
Her lust was profound