Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day
To tease and inflame
 
So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day
To tease and inflame
It's only a game
 
So the playground is open for play
And playgrounders like to stay all day
To tease and inflame
It's only a game
But I sometimes get carried away ;)
 
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There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
 
There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
Out clubbing every night
 
There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
Out clubbing every night
''Twas to her delight
 
There was a young lady from Lansing
Who preferred sex to simply romancing
Out clubbing every night
''Twas to her delight
She met all her lovers while dancing
 
A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
 
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A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
But the size was all wrong
 
A leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
But the size was all wrong
Not to mention his thong
 
leprechaun said to the Ogre named George
Big, green, and squishy...I wan'ta borge ya
But the size was all wrong
Not to mention his thong
It was hardly the thing to engorge ya
 
When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor
But the things he could do
 
When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor
But the things he could do
had her crying, "Ooo! Ooooh!"
 
When a stranger arrived at the door
she was thinking her love life was poor
But the things he could do
had her crying, "Ooo! Ooooh!"
and desperately begging for more
 
Hornblende, you and me working together, eh? "When two strangers arrived at the door" ... :cool:
 
When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor
The guys changed around
 
When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor
The guys changed around
Scattering away whatever they found
 
When two strangers appeared at the door
She found herself bound on the floor
The guys changed around
Her lust was profound
 
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