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Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause
 
Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause
A break a few laws
 
Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause
and give gals a cause
to say, "God, what a fabulous lay!"
 
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There once was a charmer named Simon.
Who clamored in taking my hymen.
I wasn't a HO,
He just didn't know,
He'd suffer from havin' bad time'n
 
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The lovely Ubiquitous_too
was doing a bit of who's who
She tripped on her heel
and found he wore steel
so they did the thing couples do do
 
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