Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say
 
The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say
If nicely you play ;)
 
The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say
If nicely you play
Could lead a young man to disgrace
 
Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke
No, no; I'm a gent!

(Hiya BFG :kiss: )
 
Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke
No, no; I'm a gent!
With just a slight bent

(Hiya BFG :kiss: )
(Heya!! :kiss:)
 
Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke
No, no; I'm a gent!
With just a slight bent
From down under, give me a poke!

(Hiya BFG :kiss: )
(Heya!! :kiss:)
(Hello U 2!:kiss::kiss:)
 
Jett is a banana bender
Who once coulda been a contender
But he's been on the run
For having some fun
 
Jett is a banana bender
Who once coulda been a contender
But he's been on the run
For having some fun
He can still put a dent in your fender
 
Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?
But it's a bit rough
 
Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?
But it's a bit rough
And it might be enough
 
Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?
But it's a bit rough
And it might be enough
And it may include innumerable interminable solos (Yeah, I know, not a limerick :D )
 
While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press
And while playing in there
 
While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press
And while playing in there
I stripped me quite bare
 
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