Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Ubiquitious_too]

c'mon people...

 

[Hornblende]

The Playground is just the right place

 

[barefootgirl69]

The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face

 

[Hornblende]

The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say

 

[37_ttej]

The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say
If nicely you play

 

[Hornblende]

The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say
If nicely you play
Could lead a young man to disgrace

 

[37_ttej]

The Playground is just the right place
To never meet face-to-face
But the things you can say
If nicely you play
Could lead a young man to disgrace

Good thing I'm a polite bloke

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke

 

[37_ttej]

Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke
No, no; I'm a gent!

(Hiya BFG )

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke
No, no; I'm a gent!
With just a slight bent

(Hiya BFG )
(Heya!! )

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Good thing I'm a polite bloke
Surely, Jett, you joke
No, no; I'm a gent!
With just a slight bent
From down under, give me a poke!

(Hiya BFG )
(Heya!! )
(Hello U 2!)

 

[Bitesback]

Jett is a banana bender
Who once coulda been a contender

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jett is a banana bender
Who once coulda been a contender
But he's been on the run
For having some fun

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jett is a banana bender
Who once coulda been a contender
He now writes limericks

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jett is a banana bender
Who once coulda been a contender
But he's been on the run
For having some fun
He can still put a dent in your fender

 

[Cymru6969]

Close enough for jazz, as they say

 

[37_ttej]

Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?

 

[Bitesback]

Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?
But it's a bit rough

 

[jameslewis]

Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?
But it's a bit rough
And it might be enough

 

[Hornblende]

Close enough for jazz, as they say
That's rather progressive, eh?
But it's a bit rough
And it might be enough
And it may include innumerable interminable solos (Yeah, I know, not a limerick )

 

[Hornblende]

While quickly removing her dress

 

[suckonsimon]

While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press

 

[Hornblende]

While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press
And while playing in there

 

[suckonsimon]

While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press
And while playing in there
I stripped me quite bare

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press
And while playing in there

I noticed some hair
That needed another caress.