Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[suckonsimon]

I noticed some hair
That needed another caress.

[nice one] ...

While quickly removing her dress
I found lovely globes I could press
And while playing in there
I stripped me quite bare
and found pleasures it's hard to express

 

[barefootgirl69]

Happy Hump Day, they usually say

 

[Cymru6969]

Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away

 

[Hornblende]

Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause

 

[Cymru6969]

Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause
A break a few laws

 

[suckonsimon]

Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause
and give gals a cause
to say, "God, what a fabulous lay!"

 

[suckonsimon]

Happy Hump Day, they usually say
A phrase to keep the blahs away
So let's hump without pause
A break a few laws

And break a few laws
So when we're arrested, well, Hey!

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a charmer named Simon,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a charmer named Simon,

Who clamored in taking my hymen.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a charmer named Simon.
Who clamored in taking my hymen.
I wasn't a HO,
He just didn't know,
He'd suffer from havin' bad time'n

 

[Hornblende]

He suffered from havin' bad time'n

Ouch

The lovely Ubiquitous_too

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Ouch???? Why Ouch??

 

[Hornblende]

Ouch???? Why Ouch??

That "time'n" rhyme

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

any suggestions?

 

[Hornblende]

any suggestions?

Don't take offence, it was flippancy...

 

[suckonsimon]

There once was a charmer named Simon.
Who clamored in taking my hymen.
I wasn't a HO,
He just didn't know,
He'd suffer from havin' bad time'n

I may be a charmer, but there's not much virginity around here ... xx

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Don't take offence, it was flippancy...

I took no offense. I'm tough to offend.

 

[Hornblende]

I took no offense. I'm tough to offend.

Oh good! Where were we?

The lovely Ubiquitous_too

 

[suckonsimon]

The lovely Ubiquitous_too
was doing a bit of who's who

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

The lovely Ubiquitous_too
was doing a bit of who's who

(make it a good one, Rhett !!)

 

[suckonsimon]

The lovely Ubiquitous_too
was doing a bit of who's who
She tripped on her heel
and found he wore steel
so they did the thing couples do do

 

[Hornblende]

The lovely Ubiquitous_too
was doing a bit of who's who
She tripped on her heel
and found he wore steel
so they did the thing couples do do

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

(Thank you, guys. Very nice)

 

[barefootgirl69]

One night, on the playground, we played

 

[37_ttej]

One night, on the playground, we played
Hoping at the end to get laid