Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[suckonsimon]

Why thank you, now finish this rhyme
I might if I had the time
Oh do hang around
There's fun to be found

 

[Bitesback]

Why thank you, now finish this rhyme
I might if I had the time
Oh do hang around
There's fun to be found
With folks here all in their prime

 

[Hornblende]

A brief interlude while I tell you of my late father's favourite limerick, which never failed to make him (and me) laugh:

There was a young man from Bengal
Who had a hexagonal ball
Its molecular weight
Was his prick times eight
And twice the square root of fuck all!

 

[suckonsimon]

A new Litster by name of Hornblende

 

[hotoldrguy]

Feel free to add to the previous lines but stick to the rhyme and rhythm of limericks:
A limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line, predominantly anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The first, second and fifth lines are usually longer than the third and fourth.
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So, picking up from where we left off

She laughed as she rode him and bucked
She loved getting thoroughly fucked
After 5000 times

A middle age beauty named Candy
With a gentleman's cock was quite handy
she'd tug and she'd spit to lubricate it
And smile when he came oh so grandly.

 

[Hornblende]

A new Litster by name of Hornblende

Had the Litsters at their wit's end

 

[barefootgirl69]

A new Litster by the name of Hornblende
Had the Litsters at their wit's end
Playing the Arouse thread
Keeping me awake in bed

 

[Devlishone4fun]

There once was a comic named Pee Wee
Whose member had the shape of a kiwi
He learned that day
when the cops took him away
That his kiwi could do more than wee-wee

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was an old sassy lass Cass,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was an old sassy lass Cass,

Who always took dicks up her ass.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Once she washed out the cum,

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Who always took dicks up her ass.

Her ass was so big, i swear it could fit a largemouth bass.

 

[Hornblende]

A new Litster by the name of Hornblende
Had the Litsters at their wit's end
Playing the Arouse thread
Keeping me awake in bed

By typing and then pressing send

 

[barefootgirl69]

A new Litster by the name of Hornblende
Had the Litsters at their wit's end
Playing the Arouse thread
Keeping me awake in bed
By typing and then pressing send

lol....nice! *smiling*

 

[Hornblende]

So Barefootgirl likes the slow burn,

 

[barefootgirl69]

So Barefootgirl likes the slow burn,
To be teased and made to yearn

 

[37_ttej]

So Barefootgirl likes the slow burn,
To be teased and made to yearn
Staying on the edge

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

So Barefootgirl likes the slow burn,
To be teased and made to yearn
Staying on the edge
Don't we all make that pledge?

 

[thebeesknees]

So Barefootgirl likes the slow burn,
To be teased and made to yearn
Staying on the edge
Don't we all make that pledge?
But maybe there's more she can learn

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Beesknees will be teaching a new class.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Beesknees will be teaching a new class.
While the rest of us sit on our ass

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Beesknees will be teaching a new class.
While the rest of us sit on our ass

we'll look at they boys
And, think of our Toys
While wishing we we're getting some mass.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I once had a cat- 'twas a runt.

 

[willlph]

I once had a cat- 'twas a runt.

It was a hot mess
and she called it kitty

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I once had a cat- 'twas a runt.
Her backside looked just like her front.
She had lots of hair,
and, people would stare;
So I thought i would name her- "my cunt".