Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[jameslewis]

A fine 'sword swallower' was she
And consumed large dicks with great glee
Not a drop got spilled
Any time she got drilled

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A fine 'sword swallower' was she
And consumed large dicks with great glee
Not a drop got spilled
Any time she got drilled
She's quite a hot lover, that Dee!

 

[jameslewis]

Have you ever had sand ruin your loving?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you ever had sand ruin your loving?
Or rain disturb your turtle-doving?

 

[MisterDark]

Have you ever had sand ruin your loving?
Or rain disturb your turtle-doving?
Despair not my friend

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Have you ever had sand ruin your loving?
Or rain disturb your turtle-doving?
Sand, rain, wind, or snow,
the answer is no.
Now be quiet and keep on shoving!

(I just reprimanded someone for writing more than one line the other evening. I'm apologizing before I'm called out.) The made me do it.

 

[37_ttej]

Have you ever had sand ruin your loving?
Or rain disturb your turtle-doving?
Sand, rain, wind, or snow,
the answer is no.
Now be quiet and keep on shoving!

(I just reprimanded someone for writing more than one line the other evening. I'm apologizing before I'm called out.) The made me do it.

Pfft, I do it all the time.
'Though it's Sticky's thread, not mine
I try to refrain,
Alas it's a strain
And I end up buggering things up anyway, just like this ...

Aw, sheet.

Right, let's start again:

They went for a stroll in the wood

 

[Hornblende]

They went for a stroll in the wood,
But the motive was well understood

 

[Lia Monde]

They went for a stroll in the wood,
But the motive was well understood
To have a hot tryst

 

[Hornblende]

They went for a stroll in the wood,
But the motive was well understood
To have a hot tryst
Was mainly the gist

 

[Lia Monde]

They went for a stroll in the wood,
But the motive was well understood
To have a hot tryst
Was mainly the gist
So coupled against a tree as they stood

 

[Hornblende]

[Sort of a continuation]

It was dark as they started to fuck

 

[37_ttej]

It was dark as they started to fuck
For they stumbled and fell in the muck

 

[Hornblende]

It was dark as they started to fuck
For they stumbled and fell in the muck
So while coated in mud

 

[37_ttej]

It was dark as they started to fuck
For they stumbled and fell in the muck
So while coated in mud
Ignoring the crud

 

[Cymru6969]

It was dark as they started to fuck
For they stumbled and fell in the muck
So while coated in mud
Ignoring the crud
Wallowed like swine til midnight struck

 

[Hornblende]

It was dark as they started to fuck
For they stumbled and fell in the muck
So while coated in mud
Ignoring the crud
With relish her quim he did pluck [OK, a bit contrived ]

 

[Cymru6969]

She spat on his knob for more lube

 

[37_ttej]

She spat on his knob for more lube
But the goop got stuck on his pube

 

[Cymru6969]

She spat on his knob for more lube
But the goop got stuck on his pube
In spite of the mess

 

[AbsintheFather]

She spat on his knob for more lube
But the goop got stuck on his pube
In spite of the mess
I have to confess



mornin' gents - or rather afternoon and evening for you guys . . .

 

[Cymru6969]

She spat on his knob for more lube
But the goop got stuck on his pube
In spite of the mess
I have to confess
She rode cock quite well for a noob



mornin' gents - or rather afternoon and evening for you guys . . .

mornin', AF. Coffee & Lit for you?

 

[37_ttej]

Clever, Cymru.

Goodnight to all, I'm off to bed

 

[AbsintheFather]

mornin', AF. Coffee & Lit for you?

Still need the coffee . . . .

Clever, Cymru.

later Jett.


Goodnight to all, I'm off to bed
But first a wank, is what he said

 

[Hornblende]

She spat on his knob for more lube
But the goop got stuck on his pube
In spite of the mess
All over her dress

Edit: I must remember to find the end of the thread before posting....!