Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[GiggLeGasm]

They called to him, "Hey there Mister"
"We're thinking' 'bout calling your sister"

 

[stickygirl]

They called to him, "Hey there Mister"
"We're thinking' 'bout calling your sister"
"We hear she's a pro"

 

[Cymru6969]

They called to him, "Hey there Mister"
"We're thinking' 'bout calling your sister"
"We hear she's a pro"
"But bloody daft, though!"

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

They called to him, "Hey there Mister"
"We're thinking' 'bout calling your sister"
"We hear she's a pro"
"But bloody daft, though!"
"She's got balls and a bat with a blister!"

 

[Cymru6969]

A new challenge: Mono syllabic words

lets give it the old college try

Her quim gets quite wet when on Lit

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Her quim gets quite wet when on Lit
She squirms and fingers it a bit

 

[Cymru6969]

I'll go with it

Her quim gets quite wet when on Lit
She squirms and fingers it a bit
So good she must share

 

[37_ttej]

Her quim gets quite wet when on Lit
She squirms and fingers it a bit
So good she must share
With her tame Au Pair

 

[Cymru6969]

Her quim gets quite wet when on Lit
She squirms and fingers it a bit
So good she must share
With her tame Au Pair
The blonde Swede with the trim pink clit?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?

 

[37_ttej]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.

 

[Cymru6969]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
Is this too much fuss?

 

[37_ttej]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
In yer vag or uss

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
In yer vag or uss
Nay uss, yea her slit!

 

[Cymru6969]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
Is this too much fuss?
The question is swallow or spit?



Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
In yer vag or uss
Either way, lube it with some spit

 

[37_ttej]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
In yer vag or uss
Either way, mine's too big to fit!

 

[37_ttej]

Ahem, Jett is not one to boast

(evidence to the contrary)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Any chance we can talk 'bout cock, not clit?
I'm sure we can do that for a bit.
Sausages R us
In yer vag or uss
Either way, mine's too big to fit!

Jett took it back to his cock!

 

[Bitesback]

Ahem, Jett is not one to boast
But he makes a hell of a host

 

[Cymru6969]

Ahem, Jett is not one to boast
But he makes a hell of a host
Man for all seasons

 

[Bitesback]

Ahem, Jett is not one to boast
But he makes a hell of a host
Man for all seasons
It stands to reason

 

[Cymru6969]

Ahem, Jett is not one to boast
But he makes a hell of a host
Man for all seasons
It stands to reason
There's a laugh in every post

 

[37_ttej]

"Please, Sir, I'd really like more."
Apple wants big cock galore.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Please, Sir, I'd really like more."
Apple wants big cock galore.
Mouth, pussy, or ass?