Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Apple_of_Eden]

They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back

 

[FUBARd1]

They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back
You can see his crack

 

[Cymru6969]

They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back
You can see his crack
Good god, give that a-hole some Nair!

 

[37_ttej]

They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back
You can see his crack
Good god, give that a-hole some Nair!

Ah, we're the Mystery Men!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen

 

[HellBenttoo]

Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen
with a rustle of feathers

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen
with a rustle of feathers
Let's roll in the heather!

 

[HellBenttoo]

Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen
with a rustle of feathers
Let's roll in the heather!
The cock's the chicken in this pen!

 

[37_ttej]

Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen

Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?

 

[Cymru6969]

Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*
Place a hook in that trout's hole

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*
Place a hook in that trout's hole
Gently stroke the pole




Thanks, Jett!

 

[thebeesknees]

Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*
Place a hook in that trout's hole
Gently stroke the pole
and spread that tile with some grout

 

[thebeesknees]

A cricket and a grasshopper once kissed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A cricket and a grasshopper once kissed
The snake in the grass looked over and hissed

 

[willlph]

A cricket and a grasshopper once kissed
The snake in the grass looked over and hissed
and the wife of the cricket was pissed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A cricket and a grasshopper once kissed
The snake in the grass looked over and hissed
and the wife of the cricket was pissed
She pulled her knife, luckily she missed

 

[willlph]

and the wife of the cricket was pissed
She pulled her knife, luckily she missed
she made up her mind
it was her turn for a tryst

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

and the wife of the cricket was pissed
She pulled her knife, luckily she missed
she made up her mind
it was her turn for a tryst


By taking two lines, you are a cheat
I'll forgive if you massage my feet
I'd like you to do it right
But I have to say goodnight
I bid you adieu, till we next meet


Good night.

 

[Lia Monde]

The pair did amour by the moon

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon

 

[37_ttej]

The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon
His hand in his pants

 

[Cymru6969]

The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon
His hand in his pants
Hoping for his chance

 

[AbsintheFather]

The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon
His hand in his pants
Hoping for his chance
To help roast her on his harpoon

 

[AbsintheFather]

They called to him, "Hey there Mister"