Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back
 
They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back
You can see his crack
 
They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear
There's a hole in the back
You can see his crack
Good god, give that a-hole some Nair!
 
Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen
with a rustle of feathers
Let's roll in the heather! :devil:
 
Ah, we're the Mystery Men!
Me, I'm a plucky old hen
with a rustle of feathers
Let's roll in the heather!
The cock's the chicken in this pen!
 
Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*
Place a hook in that trout's hole
 
Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*
Place a hook in that trout's hole
Gently stroke the pole




Thanks, Jett! :catroar:
 
Hey, what's this 'old' all about!?
*points to his raging trouser trout*
Place a hook in that trout's hole
Gently stroke the pole
and spread that tile with some grout
 
A cricket and a grasshopper once kissed
The snake in the grass looked over and hissed
and the wife of the cricket was pissed
 
A cricket and a grasshopper once kissed
The snake in the grass looked over and hissed
and the wife of the cricket was pissed
She pulled her knife, luckily she missed
 
and the wife of the cricket was pissed
She pulled her knife, luckily she missed
she made up her mind
it was her turn for a tryst
 
and the wife of the cricket was pissed
She pulled her knife, luckily she missed
she made up her mind
it was her turn for a tryst


By taking two lines, you are a cheat
I'll forgive if you massage my feet;)
I'd like you to do it right
But I have to say goodnight
I bid you adieu, till we next meet


Good night.
 
The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon
His hand in his pants
 
The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon
His hand in his pants
Hoping for his chance
 
The pair did amour by the moon
Watched closely by a horny loon
His hand in his pants
Hoping for his chance
To help roast her on his harpoon
 
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