Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Apple_of_Eden]

A steamfitter was laying some pipe
He bragged of his size, but that was all hype

 

[HellBenttoo]

A steamfitter was laying some pipe
He bragged of his size, but that was all hype
But he was having a ball

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A steamfitter was laying some pipe
He bragged of his size, but that was all hype
But he was having a ball
Flashed his crack and all

 

[HellBenttoo]

A steamfitter was laying some pipe
He bragged of his size, but that was all hype
But he was having a ball
Flashed his crack and all
While smearing more lube with a swipe.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She strapped on her ten inch dildo

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is your preference oil or lube?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She strapped on her ten inch dildo
He licked his lips, awaiting her go

 

[HellBenttoo]

She strapped on her ten inch dildo
He licked his lips, awaiting her go
With a big push

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She strapped on her ten inch dildo
He licked his lips, awaiting her go
With a big push
She thrust in his tush

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She strapped on her ten inch dildo
He licked his lips, awaiting her go
With a big push
She thrust in his tush
He looked in the mirror to watch the show

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Is your preference oil or lube?

Is your preference oil or lube?
I always make my own lube, dude

 

[HellBenttoo]

Is your preference oil or lube?
I always make my own lube, dude
Natural is best

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Is your preference oil or lube?
I always make my own lube, dude
Natural is best
Please, put it to the test

 

[HellBenttoo]

Is your preference oil or lube?
I always make my own lube, dude
Natural is best
Please, put it to the test
Would mounting your ass be rude?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not much natural lube there, though

 

[HellBenttoo]

Not much natural lube there, though
There be copious pre-cum, you know

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not much natural lube there, though
There be copious pre-cum, you know
Great! You'll slide right in

 

[HellBenttoo]

Not much natural lube there, though
There be copious pre-cum, you know
Great! You'll slide right in
I did, with a grin

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not much natural lube there, though
There be copious pre-cum, you know
Great! You'll slide right in
I did, with a grin
And gave me a mighty big "O"

Bowing out, thanks for playing!

 

[HellBenttoo]

Quite naked, she went out for a drive

 

[37_ttej]

Quite naked, she went out for a drive
The wind in her hair; felt so alive

 

[Firecracker]

Quite naked, she went out for a drive
The wind in her hair; felt so alive
But then up showed a cop

 

[37_ttej]

Quite naked, she went out for a drive
The wind in her hair; felt so alive
But then up showed a cop
Who lisped (such a fop)
You'th tho booked for fyling to shive.

(obviously Officer Carson)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They seek him here, they seek him there

 

[37_ttej]

They seek him here, they seek him there
That masked man in his underwear