Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Apple_of_Eden]

She's waxed and all ready to go
Can dance on a pole like a pro
Up, down, all around
Smooth, slipp'ry, not a sound
Putting on a show for her beau

...too slow...

(Apple... Women in Australia get "Luv" from mechanics, tradies, older gentlemen...often condescendingly... Some women use it... Like this.. http://youtu.be/lzXpaZRBWgk )

Bitesback, Those skits were way too funny! I love those ladies. Thanks so much for the laugh....Luv.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It's lunch time here, Down Under
To satisfy my hunger
Vegemite if you please

 

[Bitesback]

(...Glad you liked the skit, Apple. They are both brilliant comic writers and performers)


It's lunch time here, Down Under
To satisfy my hunger
Vegemite if you please
On bread with some cheese

 

[Cymru6969]

It's lunch time here, Down Under
To satisfy my hunger
Vegemite if you please
On bread with some cheese
Soon to follow: farts like thunder

 

[37_ttej]

It's lunch time here, Down Under
To satisfy my hunger
Vegemite if you please
On bread with some cheese
Soon to follow: farts like thunder

Ah ha! I finally understand that Men at Work lyric!

Line:

We ain't all Vegemite and beer

 

[Bitesback]

We ain't all Vegemite and beer
Let me make that perfectly clear

 

[stickygirl]

We ain't all Vegemite and beer
Let me make that perfectly clear
We eat kangaroo

 

[AbsintheFather]

We ain't all Vegemite and beer
Let me make that perfectly clear
We eat kangaroo
And like to fuck ewe



haha - I crack myself up - 'fuck ewe'

 

[HellBenttoo]

We ain't all Vegemite and beer
Let me make that perfectly clear
We eat kangaroo
And like to fuck ewe
With a sheepish grin, not a leer!

 

[stickygirl]

^^ class act you guys

A sheep will push back from a cliff

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A sheep will push back from a cliff
Because it's horny? Or scared stiff?

 

[stickygirl]

A sheep will push back from a cliff
Because it's horny? Or scared stiff?
It's got a Lit-ban (Ooops)

 

[HellBenttoo]

A sheep will push back from a cliff
Because it's horny? Or scared stiff?
It's got a Lit-ban (Ooops)
Fear of falling, poor lamb

 

[Cymru6969]

A sheep will push back from a cliff
Because it's horny? Or scared stiff?
It's got a Lit-ban (Ooops)
Fear of falling, poor lamb
This makes no sense, but what's the diff?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Music, candles, romance abound

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Music, candles, romance abound
He was naked and tied, when found

 

[HellBenttoo]

Music, candles, romance abound
He was naked and tied, when found
"twas a slip of the knife

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Music, candles, romance abound
He was naked and tied, when found
"twas a slip of the knife
That caused him such strife

 

[HellBenttoo]

Music, candles, romance abound
He was naked and tied, when found
"twas a slip of the knife
That caused him such strife
Bobbit's wife was no longer around!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I must say, you have quite a nice ass

 

[HellBenttoo]

I must say, you have quite a nice ass
Thank you, 'tis storage for gas

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I must say, you have quite a nice ass
Thank you, 'tis storage for gas
God, you're crude

 

[HellBenttoo]

I must say, you have quite a nice ass
Thank you, 'tis storage for gas
God, you're crude
A refinery, dude

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I must say, you have quite a nice ass
Thank you, 'tis storage for gas
God, you're crude
A refinery, dude
Sometimes full of stinky brown mass

 

[HellBenttoo]

A steamfitter was laying some pipe