Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EbersMoll]

So it is now the year 2019
Time for reflection and a deep clean

 

[Lia Monde]

So it is now the year 2019
Time for reflection and a deep clean
Chance for a fresh start

 

[LadyJS]

So it is now the year 2019
Time for reflection and a deep clean
Chance for a fresh start
So forgive my fart

 

[Lia Monde]

So it is now the year 2019
Time for reflection and a deep clean
Chance for a fresh start
So forgive my fart
It's from 2018 beans

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

^^

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

 

[Lia Monde]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Along with ancient battles fought

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Or could they be discretely shot.
Now, now, let's play nice.....


Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Along with ancient battles fought
Or should we instead

 

[Lia Monde]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Or could they be discretely shot.
Now, now, let's play nice
Forgive my bad advice.
Good, best not to be a crackpot.


Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Along with ancient battles fought.
And should we instead
Try to look ahead.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Along with ancient battles fought.
And should we instead
Try to look ahead.
To twelve months of Lims and whatnot

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I've got eleven pipers piping

 

[weespanner]

I've got eleven pipers piping
But one of them's on Tinder swiping

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I've got eleven pipers piping,
But one of them's on Tinder swiping.
I saw him swipe right

 

[Hornblende]

I've got eleven pipers piping,
But one of them's on Tinder swiping.
I saw him swipe right
My luck's in tonight

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I've got eleven pipers piping,
But one of them's on Tinder swiping.
I saw him swipe right.
My luck's in tonight.
From him I will hear no more griping.

 

[EbersMoll]

When the weather turns to be gloomy.

 

[Lia Monde]

When the weather turns to be gloomy.
For luck, I rub my left boobie

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

When the weather turns to be gloomy.
For luck, I rub my left boobie
She pinches her right

 

[Lia Monde]

When the weather turns to be gloomy.
For luck, I rub my left boobie
She pinches her right
Just for the delight

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

When the weather turns to be gloomy.
For luck, I rub my left boobie
She pinches her right
Just for the delight
Then calls out the name of her roomie

 

[BDA73]

When the weather turns to be gloomy.
For luck, I rub my left boobie
She pinches her right
Just for the delight

And he bangs her with all his might

 

[Lia Monde]

And he bangs her with all his might
She screams in a serious fright

 

[BDA73]

......

 

[BDA73]

]And he bangs her with all his might
She screams in a serious fright
Please stop, get the lube

Or else u will be jerking inisde a tuve

 

[Lia Monde]

And he bangs her with all his might
She screams in a serious fright
Please stop, get the lube
Make it the big tube


And he bangs her with all his might
She screams in a serious fright
He grabs her by the hair
But does it with care

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

And he bangs her with all his might
She screams in a serious fright
Please stop, get the lube
Make it the big tube
After this night, she'll never be tight


And he bangs her with all his might
She screams in a serious fright
He grabs her by the hair
But does it with care
Because they're not completely out of sight