Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

Santa was having a very tough year
due to not enough Christmas cheer
Rudolph was drunk
Lead elf was a punk

 

[Lia Monde]

Santa was having a bad year
due to not enough Christmas cheer
Rudolph was drunk
Lead elf was a punk
He said, “Screw it.” and ordered a beer

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Santa was having a bad year
due to not enough Christmas cheer
Rudolph was drunk
Lead elf was a punk
He said, “Screw it.” and ordered a beer

Bravo!


The weather out is dreary

 

[captainman2018]

The weather out is dreary
and Dad came back in nearly

 

[Lia Monde]

The weather outside is dreary
and Dad came back in nearly
Soaked to the very bone

 

[Lia Monde]

The weather outside is dreary
and Dad came back in nearly
Soaked to the very bone
He let out a moan

 

[Lia Monde]

The weather outside is dreary
and Dad came back in nearly
Soaked to the very bone
He let out a moan
Then collapsed in his bed weary,

 

[Lia Monde]

Elle knew her love life was a bore

 

[Lia Monde]

Elle knew her love life was a bore
Needed to be more of a whore.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Elle knew her love life was a bore.
She needed to be more of a whore.
Her husband agreed

 

[weespanner]

Elle knew her love life was a bore.
She needed to be more of a whore.
Her husband agreed
So she smoked some weed

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Elle knew her love life was a bore.
She needed to be more of a whore.
Her husband agreed,
So she smoked some weed
And went down on the couple next door.

 

[captainman2018]

Nancy got out of the shower and

 

[Adre]

Nancy got out of the shower and
Strapped on the dildo as planned

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Nancy got out of the shower and
Strapped on the dildo as they had planned.
Her new friend, Janet,

 

[captainman2018]

Nancy got out of the shower and
strapped on the dildo as they had planned.
Her new friend, Janet,
stared directly at it

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Nancy got out of the shower and
strapped on the dildo as they had planned.
Her new friend, Janet,
Stared directly at it
And said: "Time for some loving, unmanned."

 

[captainman2018]

Sharon opened her Christmas present

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Sharon opened her Christmas present.
She found that her gift was slight bent

 

[Hornblende]

Sharon opened her Christmas present.
She found that her gift was slight bent
This suited her style

 

[Tedfkats]

Sharon opened her Christmas present.
She found that her gift was slight bent
This suited her style
She'd waited a while

 

[Hornblende]

Sharon opened her Christmas present.
She found that her gift was slight bent
This suited her style
She'd waited a while
To see what was causing the 'tent'

 

[Tedfkats]

Christmas seemed to come too early

 

[LizVegas79]

Christmas seemed to come too early
but he wanted to make her toes curly

 

[captainman2018]

Christmas seemed to come too early
but he wanted to make her toes curly.
So, he took off her shoes