Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

They ate dinner in a dark cafe
‘Neath the table his hand made a play

 

[captainman2018]

They ate dinner in a dark cafe
‘neath the table his hand made a play
by taking his one hand

 

[LizVegas79]

They ate dinner in a dark cafe
‘neath the table his hand made a play
by taking his one hand
he got a taste of jam

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

They ate dinner in a dark cafe
‘neath the table his hand made a play
by taking his one hand
he got a taste of jam
That smelled just like his flounder fillet

 

[Lia Monde]

His nurse's tits made the old man squirt

 

[Tedfkats]

His nurse's tits made the old man squirt
Rock hard nipples poking through her shirt

 

[EmpressJosephine]

His nurse's tits made the old man squirt,
Rock hard nipples poking through her shirt.
She cleaned up the mess

 

[Tedfkats]

His nurse's tits made the old man squirt,
Rock hard nipples poking through her shirt.
She cleaned up the mess
Then began to caress

 

[EmpressJosephine]

His nurse's tits made the old man squirt,
Rock hard nipples poking through her shirt.
She cleaned up the mess
Then began to caress
Her wet vagina under her skirt.

 

[Tedfkats]

His nurse's tits made the old man squirt,
Rock hard nipples poking through her shirt.
She cleaned up the mess
Then began to caress
Her wet vagina under her skirt.

Ellie grew up with a silver spoon

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Ellie grew up with a silver spoon,
But she married a poor man last June

 

[Tedfkats]

Ellie grew up with a silver spoon,
But she married a poor man last June
They broke his old bed

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ellie grew up with a silver spoon,
But she married a poor man last June
They broke his old bed
and stained the worn spread

 

[captainman2018]

Ellie grew up with a silver spoon,
but she married a poor man last June
They broke his old bed
and stained the worn spread
making her wish she was a prune.

 

[Lia Monde]

The girls went for a stroll in the park

 

[Tedfkats]

The girls went for a stroll in the park
They had to be back just before dark

 

[Intrigued42]

The girls went for a stroll in the park
They had to be back just before dark

We two, gallant lads

 

[Lia Monde]

The girls went for a stroll in the park
They had to be back just before dark
We, two gallant lads
Infected with crabs.

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

The girls went for a stroll in the park
They had to be back just before dark
We, two gallant lads
Infected with crabs
Got them home but were killed by a shark

 

[captainman2018]

Jane went to help her mother

 

[Lia Monde]

Jane went to help her mother
But, got caught in bad weather

 

[Tedfkats]

Jane went to help her mother
But, got caught in bad weather
Her blouse got soaked

 

[Lia Monde]

Jane went to help her mother
But, got caught in bad weather
Her blouse got soaked
Showed her breasts were sloped

 

[Tedfkats]

Jane went to help her mother
But, got caught in bad weather
Her blouse got soaked
Showed her breasts were sloped
But she loved how they looked altogether.

 

[captainman2018]

There once was this girl named Sam