Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Firecracker]

Her nightie was slightly askew
So her nipples began to show through.
She hoped he would see
And maybe think "Gee ...
What an obvious sign we should screw!"

 

[LizVegas79]

Her nightie was slightly askew
So her nipples began to show through.
She hoped he would see
And maybe think "Gee ...
What an obvious sign we should screw!"

good one!

 

[Firecracker]

good one!

Teamwork makes the dream work!

(That's for you, Liz! Although I guess it could also be the start of new limerick! LOL)

 

[LizVegas79]

indeed it does FC!


She said teamwork makes the dream work
to the only guy being a jerk

 

[Firecracker]

She said teamwork makes the dream work
to the only guy being a jerk
She planned her reply

 

[LizVegas79]

She said teamwork makes the dream work
to the only guy being a jerk
She planned her reply
urging him to try

 

[Firecracker]

She said teamwork makes the dream work
to the only guy being a jerk.
She planned her reply
urging him to try
some tongue or I'll say buh-bye!

 

[Lia Monde]

Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket

 

[Hornblende]

Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket
He sought a convenient socket

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket
He sought a convenient socket
Lisa caugth him fondling his dick

 

[Hornblende]

Adjusting the syllables. Gentle hint - the first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.



Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket
He sought a convenient socket
While fondling his dick

 

[Firecracker]

Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket
He sought a convenient socket
While fondling his dick
He thought of a trick

 

[Tedfkats]

Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket
He sought a convenient socket
While fondling his dick
He thought of a trick
"No more tricks", she said. "Just fock it!"

 

[Hornblende]

Juan grabbed his rod thru his pocket
He sought a convenient socket
While fondling his dick
He thought of a trick
"No more tricks", she said. "Just fock it!"

He shaved all his pubes for a bet

 

[Hornblende]

He shaved all his pubes for a bet
Itches like a bastard, he'll never forget.
Day three got quite spiky

 

[EmpressJosephine]

He shaved all his pubes for a bet.
It itches too bad to forget.
Day three got quite spiky,
But his boyfriend, Mikey

 

[Tedfkats]

He shaved all his pubes for a bet.
It itches too bad to forget.
Day three got quite spiky,
But his boyfriend, Mikey
Had a personal big cocked Chia Pet.

 

[Lia Monde]

Winter is too chill to skinny dip

 

[Hornblende]

Winter is too chill to skinny dip
And who wants a frost bitten nip?

 

[Lia Monde]

Winter is too chill to skinny dip
And who wants a frost bitten nip?
Best use the hot tub

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Winter is too chill to skinny dip
And who wants a frost bitten nip?
Best use the hot tub
with a warm back rub

 

[Hornblende]

Winter is too chill to skinny dip
And who wants a frost bitten nip?
Best use the hot tub
with a warm back rub
And stroke him too (not just the tip!)

 

[Tedfkats]

Santa was having a very tough year

 

[captainman2018]

Santa was having a very tough year
due to not enough Christmas cheer

 

[fisherfella]

Rudolph was drunk