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On the island, Jo took a dip
A break from reality's grip
She felt wild and new
Those watching did too
 
On the island, Jo took a dip
A break from reality's grip
She felt wild and new
Those watching did too
She flashed a Norwegian Cruise ship
 
Forgetting she hadn't yet dressed
Jo modestly covered her chest
But she was too tardy
 
Forgetting she hadn't yet dressed
Jo modestly covered her chest
But she was too tardy
The UPS guy popped a hardy
 
Forgetting she hadn't yet dressed
Jo modestly covered her chest
But she was too tardy
The UPS guy popped a hardy
And his package created a mess
 
Great naughty minds think alike
A boy with his thumb in a dyke
She looked at him funny
 
Great naughty minds think alike
A boy with his thumb in a dyke
She looked at him funny
He showed her some money
 
Great naughty minds think alike
A boy with his thumb in a dyke
She looked at him funny
He showed her some money
Ooooooof! Square in the balls with her Nike.
 
Ted was craving a chili dog
So he crawled out of his sativa fog
He counted his change
 
Ted was craving a chili dog
So he crawled out of his sativa fog
He counted his change
Headed out on the range
 
Ted was craving a chili dog
So he crawled out of his sativa fog
He counted his change
Headed out on the range
And then just fell asleep on a log.
 
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