Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EmpressJosephine]

Once drunk, Pablo started to weave.
His girl did request him to leave.
He loudly refused

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Once drunk, Pablo started to weave.
His girl did request him to leave.
He loudly refused
The pattern confused
His poncho ended up with a sleeve.

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

*I know I cheated. I couldn’t resist. Sorry, I won’t play anymore.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

The time's come to thaw out the turkey

 

[Adre]

The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky

 

[Jenaus]

The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
but now it is moist

 

[Lia Monde]

The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
but now it is moist
A pleasure to hoist

 

[Firecracker]

The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
but now it is moist
A pleasure to hoist
And make all of our guests quite perky!

 

[Lia Monde]

Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed

 

[Firecracker]

Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
While waiting, she pouted and huffed.

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
Drenched in gravy and maybe handcuffed

 

[Hornblende]

Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
Drenched in gravy and maybe handcuffed
Thanksgiving in chains

 

[Lia Monde]

Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
Drenched in gravy and maybe handcuffed
Thanksgiving in chains
The pleasure of pains


Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
While waiting, she pouted and huffed.
Along came her beau

 

[Lia Monde]

Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
While waiting, she pouted and huffed.
Along came her beau
Wierd haircut, name's Moe
Soon both were sweaty and flushed.

 

[Lia Monde]

In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue

 

[Hornblende]

In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue
So to warm her, he knew what to do

 

[Firecracker]

In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue
So to warm her, he knew what to do
He made her a fire

 

[Hornblende]

In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue
So to warm her, he knew what to do
He made her a fire
And stoked it much higher

 

[Lia Monde]

In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue
So to warm her, he knew what to do
He made her a fire
And stoked it much higher
His close heat made sure she’d pull through

 

[LadyJS]

She moved south for the warm temps

 

[o_so_wet]

She moved south for the warm temps

And the chivalrous fine gents

 

[Lia Monde]

She moved south for the warm temps
And the chivalrous fine gents
She swam in the nude

 

[Jenaus]

She moved south for the warm temps
And the chivalrous fine gents
She swam in the nude
observed by some dude

 

[Lia Monde]

She moved south for the warm temps
And the chivalrous fine gents
She swam in the nude
observed by some dude
Who caused her to lose her good sense

 

[Lia Monde]

Clare was full from eating fruit pie