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Once drunk, Pablo started to weave.
His girl did request him to leave.
He loudly refused
The pattern confused
His poncho ended up with a sleeve.
 
The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
 
The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
but now it is moist
 
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The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
but now it is moist
A pleasure to hoist
 
The time's come to thaw out the turkey
Last year’s was tougher than jerky
but now it is moist
A pleasure to hoist
And make all of our guests quite perky!
 
Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
Drenched in gravy and maybe handcuffed
Thanksgiving in chains
 
Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
Drenched in gravy and maybe handcuffed
Thanksgiving in chains
The pleasure of pains


Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
While waiting, she pouted and huffed.
Along came her beau
 
Once again, Kim planned to get stuffed
While waiting, she pouted and huffed.
Along came her beau
Wierd haircut, name's Moe
Soon both were sweaty and flushed.
 
In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue
So to warm her, he knew what to do
He made her a fire
And stoked it much higher
 
In the snow, Carrie's skin was blue
So to warm her, he knew what to do
He made her a fire
And stoked it much higher
His close heat made sure she’d pull through
 
She moved south for the warm temps
And the chivalrous fine gents
She swam in the nude
 
She moved south for the warm temps
And the chivalrous fine gents
She swam in the nude
observed by some dude
 
She moved south for the warm temps
And the chivalrous fine gents
She swam in the nude
observed by some dude
Who caused her to lose her good sense
 
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