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Bob judged the wet t-shirt contest
Thoroughly observing each chest
Dying for a grope
He swallowed then spoke
 
Bob judged the wet t-shirt contest
Thoroughly observing each chest
Dying for a grope
He swallowed then spoke,
"This Judge adores each perky breast."
 
Entering the movie, she was chaste
With her corset so tightly laced
She could barely breathe
Her breasts squashed beneath
 
Entering the movie, she was chaste
With her corset so tightly laced
She could barely breathe
Her breasts squashed beneath
Yet, her randy date wanted a taste.
 
She opened up like a flower
Upon the dark midnight hour
Her sweet nectar taste
He licked at in haste
 
She opened up like a flower
Upon the dark midnight hour
Her sweet nectar taste
He licked at in haste
Then lost all shred of willpower
 
She looked fine in aquamarine
The sexiest thing he’d ever seen
 
She looked fine in aquamarine
The sexiest thing he’d ever seen
He asked for a date
She said “Don’t be late”
 
She looked fine in aquamarine
The sexiest thing he’d ever seen
He asked for a date
She said “Don’t be late!
I'll prepare some nouvelle cuisine"
 
The convertible sped down the road
after she gave him instructions to her abode.
They raced to the door
 
The convertible sped down the road
after she gave him instructions to her abode.
They raced to the door
Her knees hit the floor
 
The convertible sped down the road
After she gave him instructions to her abode.
They raced to the door
Her knees hit the floor
And then, their passion did explode.
 
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