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[weespanner]

Sue flaunted her paradise snatch.
Her shaved pubes, no woman could match
While display them she dared
It seemed nobody cared

 

[Adre]

Sue flaunted her paradise snatch.
Her shaved pubes, no woman could match
While display them she dared
It seemed nobody cared
So she chose to grow back her thatch

 

[weespanner]

She now has a big hairy muff

 

[Lia Monde]

She now has a big hairy muff
It grew back grey, wiry and tough

 

[neakman]

She now has a big hairy muff
It grew back grey, wiry and tough
She screamed in abject fright

 

[Lia Monde]

She now has a big hairy muff
It grew back grey, wiry and tough
She screamed in abject fright
At the transformed sight

 

[neakman]

She now has a big hairy muff
It grew back grey, wiry and tough
She screamed in abject fright
At the transformed sight
therefore shaved it off in quite a huff!

 

[Lia Monde]

Homer loved to crossdress and prance

 

[Adre]

Homer loved to crossdress and prance
And frequently removed his pants

 

[Lia Monde]

Homer loved to crossdress and prance
And frequently removed his pants
Showing pink panties

 

[j_austin]

Homer loved to crossdress and prance
And frequently removed his pants
Showing pink panties
That were quite fancy

 

[Lia Monde]

Homer loved to crossdress and prance
And frequently removed his pants
Showing pink panties
That were quite fancy
He was soon in a sexual trance

 

[j_austin]

Simon enjoyed daily walks in the park

 

[Adre]

Simon enjoyed daily walks in the park
With his cock out when it got dark

 

[clyde57]

Strapping Billy was no old goat
but a randy lad from Terra Haute
He'd always outlast[/

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Simon enjoyed daily walks in the park
With his cock out when it got dark
That lovely fresh air




Strapping Billy was no old goat
but a randy lad from Terra Haute
He'd always outlast
Could fuck really fast

 

[j_austin]

Simon enjoyed daily walks in the park
With his cock out when it got dark
That lovely fresh air
And the occasional stare

 

[Lia Monde]

Simon enjoyed daily walks in the park
With his cock out when it got dark
That lovely fresh air
And the occasional stare
When he made love to the aardvark!

 

[Lia Monde]

Strapping Billy was no old goat
but a randy lad from Terra Haute
He'd always outlast
Could fuck really fast
He’d shoot a big load and then gloat.

 

[j_austin]

The lady has a razor sharp mind

 

[Lia Monde]

The lady has a razor sharp mind
To a law firm she was soon signed

 

[dearc]

The lady has a razor sharp mind
To a law firm she was soon signed
But when it came to court

 

[j_austin]

The lady has a razor sharp mind
To a law firm she was soon signed
But when it came to court
She never came up short

 

[Lia Monde]

The lady has a razor sharp mind
To a law firm she was soon signed
But when it came to court
She never came up short
When in doubt, she flashed her behind.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He noticed her revealing dress