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[neakman]

He noticed her revealing dress
and still fantasized about even less

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He noticed her revealing dress
and still fantasized about even less
Black lace underneath?

 

[j_austin]

He noticed her revealing dress
and still fantasized about even less
Black lace underneath?
And the treasures beneath

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He noticed her revealing dress
and still fantasized about even less
Black lace underneath?
And the treasures beneath
Next Sunday he'll have lots to confess!

 

[Lia Monde]

Kate's date turned out to be grabby

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Kate's date turned out to be grabby
He liked that her tits were flabby

 

[Lia Monde]

Kate's date turned out to be grabby
He liked that her tits were flabby
She slapped him away

 

[j_austin]

Kate's date turned out to be grabby
He liked that her tits were flabby
She slapped him away
Told him not to stay

 

[Adre]

Kate's date turned out to be grabby
He liked that her tits were flabby
She slapped him away
Told him not to stay
So he turned attention to Abbie

 

[Lia Monde]

On her walk, June wore only shoes

 

[FortybutNice]

On her walk, June wore only shoes

On her walk, June wore only shoes
She’s discarded her clothes, fuelled with booze

 

[Adre]

On her walk, June wore only shoes
She’s discarded her clothes, fuelled with booze
The breeze cooled her quim

 

[Lia Monde]

On her walk, June wore only shoes
She’s discarded her clothes, fuelled with booze
The breeze cooled her quim
And proved she was slim

 

[neakman]

On her walk, June wore only shoes
She’s discarded her clothes, fuelled with booze
The breeze cooled her quim
And proved she was slim
but all that knew her said "that aint news"

 

[Lia Monde]

A few things make a happy man

 

[neakman]

A few things make a happy man
a very short skirt and a very strong fan,

 

[Lia Monde]

A few things make a happy man
A very short skirt and a very strong fan,
Will make his heart race

 

[just4friends]

A few things make a happy man
A very short skirt and a very strong fan,
Will make his heart race
To a risky pace

 

[j_austin]

A few things make a happy man
A very short skirt and a very strong fan,
Will make his heart race
To a risky pace
More quickly than if he had ran

 

[Lia Monde]

Ben thought he was happily married

 

[j_austin]

Ben thought he was happily married
But their sex life was so often varied

 

[Adre]

Ben thought he was happily married
But their sex life was so often varied
He often sucked cock

 

[Lia Monde]

Ben thought he was happily married
But their sex life was so often varied
He often sucked cock
Of his wife’s favorite jock

 

[j_austin]

Ben thought he was happily married
But their sex life was so often varied
He often sucked cock
Of his wife’s favorite jock
Especially when in her it was buried

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Bob judged the wet t-shirt contest