Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Troy liked to seduce in a boat

 

[weespanner]

Troy liked to seduce in a boat
On each invitation he wrote:

 

[FortybutNice]

Troy liked to seduce in a boat
On each invitation he wrote:
Hop onto my pinnace

 

[weespanner]

Troy liked to seduce in a boat
On each invitation he wrote:
Hop onto my pinnace
For champagne and guinness

 

[neakman]

Troy liked to seduce in a boat
On each invitation he wrote:
Hop onto my pinnace
For champagne and guinness
And you might just get a huge shot of cum down your throat

 

[Lia Monde]

Uniforms turned Evelyn on

 

[neakman]

Uniforms turned Evelyn on
it cranked her engine like she was driving the Autobahn

 

[Lia Monde]

Uniforms turned Evelyn on
it cranked her engine like she was driving the Autobahn
All of a sudden

 

[Lia Monde]

Uniforms turned Evelyn on
it cranked her like driving the Autobahn
All of a sudden
She was cummin’

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Uniforms turned Evelyn on,
Cranked her like driving the Autobahn.
All of a sudden,
She was a-cummin’
Thanks to a Marine Major, John.

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[Lia Monde]

The mystery lady wore a mask

 

[Adre]

The mystery lady wore a mask
And was never without her flask

 

[Lia Monde]

The mystery lady wore a mask
And was never without her flask
A grin and a swig

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

The mystery lady wore a mask
And was never without her flask
A grin and a swig
And a blonde wig

 

[Lia Monde]

The mystery lady wore a mask
And was never without her flask
A grin and a swig
And a blonde wig
In her sexual favors, men did bask.

 

[WerdNerd]

She wanted a lad who was hung

 

[Lia Monde]

She wanted a lad who was hung
And with a generous bung

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wanted a lad who was hung
And with a generous bung
Had sex on her mind

 

[WerdNerd]

She wanted a lad who was hung
And with a generous bung
Had sex on her mind
When she showed her behind

 

[Lia Monde]

She wanted a lad who was hung
And with a generous bung
Had sex on her mind
When she showed her behind
Was willing to do it in dung!

 

[dearc]

Lisa woke up in a sweat

 

[Lia Monde]

Lisa woke up in a sweat
Having dreamt of her lover Brett

 

[dearc]

Lisa woke up in a sweat
Having dreamt of her lover Brett
Her hand slipped under the sheets

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lisa woke up in a sweat
Having dreamt of her lover Brett
Her hand slipped under the sheets
Took care of her needs

 

[Lia Monde]

Lisa woke up in a sweat
Having dreamt of her lover Brett
Her hand slipped under the sheets
Took care of her needs
Til she was satisfied and wet.