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There was a troll who loved to grab
'Cause his sorry life was too drab.
He once grabbed too hard
But let down his guard
 
There was a troll who loved to grab
'Cause his sorry life was too drab.
He once grabbed too hard
But let down his guard
And got kicked in the balls, which was fab!
 
Snow White got naked with the 7 dwarves
They tied her up with silky scarves
They weren't well-endowed
 
Snow White got naked with the 7 dwarves
They tied her up with silky scarves
They weren't well-endowed
YET, knew how to plow
 
Snow White got naked with the 7 dwarves
They tied her up with silky scarves
They weren't well-endowed
YET, knew how to plow
With sex energy in reserves
 
Bambi's nickname was 'Lollipop'
Always eager to drop her top
Her bust was quite flat
 
Bambi's nickname was 'Lollipop'
Always eager to drop her top
Her bust was quite flat
Covered by a tat
 
Bambi's nickname was 'Lollipop'
Always eager to drop her top
Her bust was quite flat
Covered by a tat
And an ass that would not stop
 
At the beach, Clarissa went wild
Men dropped their trunks, hot and beguiled
She put on a show
 
At the beach, Clarissa went wild.
Men dropped their trunks, hot and beguiled.
She put on a show,
But then was laid low
 
At the beach, Clarissa went wild.
Men dropped their trunks, hot and beguiled.
She put on a show,
But then was laid low
Turned out the party girl was with child
 
Helena's 'twins' were sharp and pert
One she called "Ernie", the other "Burt"
 
Helena's 'twins' were sharp and pert
One she called "Ernie", the other "Burt"
They bounced in the sun
 
Helena's 'twins' were sharp and pert
One she called "Ernie", the other "Burt"
They bounced in the sun
Offering great fun
 
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