Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Firecracker]

A sultry woman named Holly
Had every man drooling, prol'ly

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

A sultry woman named Holly
Had every man drooling, prol'ly
A figure so fine

 

[Gwanji2]

A sultry woman named Holly
Had every man drooling, prolly
When Bob lifted her skirt

 

[LadyJS]

A sultry woman named Holly
Had every man drooling, prolly
When Bob lifted her skirt
He saw her squirt

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

A sultry woman named Holly
Had every man drooling, prolly
When Bob lifted her skirt
He saw her squirt
She really could shoot quite a volley

 

[LadyJS]

It was the first time for the newlyweds

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

It was the first time for the newlyweds
Yet they still slept in separate beds

 

[85Ironman]

It was the first time for the newlyweds
Yet they still slept in separate beds
Oh what a relief

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

It was the first time for the newlyweds
Yet they still slept in separate beds
Oh what a relief
She let out a queef

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

It was the first time for the newlyweds
Yet they still slept in separate beds
Oh what a relief
She let out a queef
The smell, no doubt, is what he dreads.

As long as there aren’t any lumps!!

 

[Gwanji2]

There once was a young lad named lumpy

 

[dearc]

There once was a young lad named lumpy
Who went by the name of Grumpy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a young lad named lumpy
Who went by the name of Grumpy
He never got laid

 

[dearc]

There once was a young lad named lumpy
Who went by the name of Grumpy
He never got laid
The girls were so afraid

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a young lad named lumpy
Who went by the name of Grumpy
He never got laid
The girls were so afraid
Of his one eyed humpty dumpty

 

[dearc]

The big tall man from Texas

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The big tall man from Texas
Came down to AZ to sex us

 

[Lia Monde]

The big tall man from Texas
Came down to AZ to sex us
She spread her legs wide

 

[Lia Monde]

The big tall man from Texas
Came down to AZ to sex us
She spread her legs wide
With nothing to hide

 

[dearc]

The big tall man from Texas
Came down to AZ to sex us
She spread her legs wide
With nothing to hide
When finished he cried "Who's nexus?"

 

[Lia Monde]

The Headmaster had a long tool

 

[rudrakshpathak]

The Headmaster had a long tool

The headmaster had a long tool
He brought it everyday to school
Sometimes for a teacher
In order to teach her
Others for students in senior class
Especially the ones that could not pass

 

[Lia Monde]

Three girls had mutual hot lust

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Three girls had mutual hot lust

They craved warm tongues and deep finger thrust

 

[Lia Monde]

Three girls had mutual hot lust
They craved warm tongues and deep finger thrust
They shared a large bed