There was a troll who loved to grab
'Cause his sorry life was too drab.
He once grabbed too hard
But let down his guard
And got kicked in the balls, which was fab!
Snow White got naked with the 7 dwarves
They tied her up with silky scarves
They weren't well-endowed
YET, knew how to plow
With sex energy in reserves
At the beach, Clarissa went wild.
Men dropped their trunks, hot and beguiled.
She put on a show,
But then was laid low
Turned out the party girl was with child