Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

Joan's costume was skimpy and green
And through it a glimpse could be seen
of her trim sweet dark bush
Also her lovely tush
And the joys that are found in between

 

[Lia Monde]

Tis the season for making jolly

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Tis the season for making jolly
Lots of mistletoe and holly

 

[HBergeron]

Tis the season for making jolly
Lots of mistletoe and holly
Hugs and kisses for all
Decking all the halls

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Tis the season for making jolly
Lots of mistletoe and holly
Hugs and kisses for all
Decking all the halls
And under the tree, lay a dolly

 

[Hornblende]

She wrapped herself up and then waited

 

[suckonsimon]

She wrapped herself up and then waited
The whole of her home had been crated

 

[Hornblende]

She wrapped herself up and then waited
The whole of her home had been crated
With nothing to wear

 

[Lia Monde]

She wrapped herself up and then waited
The whole of her home had been crated
With nothing to wear
She lolled around bare

 

[Lia Monde]

She wrapped herself up and then waited
The whole of her home had been crated
With nothing to wear
She lolled around bare
Then with the movers she mated.

 

[Lia Monde]

When horny, old Roy trolled at the mall

 

[Lia Monde]

When horny, old Roy trolled the mall
All the little girls he would call

 

[dearc]

When horny, old Roy trolled the mall
All the little girls he would call
He liked them young

 

[Lia Monde]

When horny, old Roy trolled the mall
All the little girls he would call
He liked them young
Forced to use their tongue

 

[AbsintheFather]

When horny, old Roy trolled the mall
All the little girls he would call
He liked them young
Forced to use their tongue
They'd not seen a pecker so small

 

[Lia Monde]

When horny, old Roy trolled the mall
All the little girls he would call
He liked them young
Forced to use their tongue
They'd not seen a pecker so small

Very good finish AF

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young skier from Vail

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young skier from Vail
Who forgot to wear clothes on the trail

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young skier from Vail
Who forgot to wear clothes on the trail
His pole was quite red

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young skier from Vail
Who forgot to wear clothes on the trail
His pole was quite red
Luckily not dead
Yet frozen it was brittle and frail

 

[Lia Monde]

Santa's helper was a young slut

 

[Hornblende]

Santa's helper was a young slut
She invited him inside her hut

 

[HBergeron]

Santa's helper was a young slut
She invited him inside her hut
More naughty then nice
A vixen of vice

 

[Hornblende]

Santa's helper was a young slut
She invited him inside her hut
More naughty then nice
A vixen of vice
A very fine place for a rut...

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young stud from Spokane