Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

Their noisy sex was not Silent Nights
They were loud when enjoying delights
With the headboard banging,
And moans from the shagging
They soon had to read them their rights

 

[Lia Monde]

Clare loved to romp nude on the beach

 

[cliteatingman]

Clare loved to romp nude on the beach
There were plenty of men within reach

 

[Hornblende]

Clare loved to romp nude on the beach
There were plenty of men within reach
She’d show them some skin

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Clare loved to romp nude on the beach
There were plenty of men within reach
She’d show them some skin
Then their heads would spin

 

[Hornblende]

Clare loved to romp nude on the beach
There were plenty of men within reach
She’d show them some skin
Then their heads would spin
And she’d open up like a peach

 

[Lia Monde]

Clare loved to romp nude on the beach
There were plenty of men within reach
She’d show them some skin
Then their heads would spin
And she’d open up like a peach

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For Xmas, Jen bought a new strap-on.

 

[Lia Monde]

For Xmas, Jen bought a new strap-on
Who to call, Ron, Don, John or Juan?
She readied the lube

 

[Pantyboy74]

For Xmas, Jen bought a new strap-on
Who to call, Ron, Don, John or Juan?
She readied the lube
Aimed straight for his tube

 

[Lia Monde]

For Xmas, Jen bought a new strap-on
Who to call, Ron, Don, John or Juan?
She readied the lube
Aimed straight for his tube
When she jammed it home, his mind was gone.

 

[Lia Monde]

Seeing his dick, Dawn had to laugh.

 

[Hornblende]

Seeing his dick, Dawn had to laugh.
It was more of a stick than a staff

 

[Lia Monde]

Seeing his dick, Dawn had to laugh.
It was more of a stick than a staff
It was just too cute
A short little flute

 

[LizVegas79]

Seeing his dick, Dawn had to laugh.
It was more of a stick than a staff
It was just too cute
A short little flute
She had to pass after doing the math.

 

[Lia Monde]

Jake was pissed that she gave him the clap

 

[Hornblende]

Jake was pissed that she gave him the clap
For a while he could do nought but fap

 

[Lia Monde]

Jake was pissed that she gave him the clap
For a while he could do nought but fap
He got a painful shot

 

[Hornblende]

Jake was pissed that she gave him the clap
For a while he could do nought but fap
He got a painful shot
should prevent Dick rot
And now maybe he’ll take care to wrap

 

[suckonsimon]

When a dude on the oil rigs comes home

 

[Lia Monde]

When a dude on the oil rigs comes home
He's eager to distribute some foam

 

[suckonsimon]

When a dude on the oil rigs comes home
He's eager to distribute some foam
With his balls all a-churn

 

[Lia Monde]

When a dude on the oil rigs comes home
He's eager to distribute some foam
With his balls all a-churn
And his prick in a burn

 

[suckonsimon]

When a dude on the oil rigs comes home
He's eager to distribute some foam
With his balls all a-churn
And his prick in a burn
'Tween his wife and her sis he would roam

 

[Lia Monde]

LuLu asked Santa for new toys

 

[suckonsimon]

LuLu asked Santa for new toys
He replied, "I could send you some boys?"