Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

LuLu asked Santa for new toys
He replied, "I could send you some boys?"
Gadgets are more fun

 

[suckonsimon]

LuLu asked Santa for new toys
He replied, "I could send you some boys?"
Gadgets are more fun
Have a lick of this one!

 

[Hornblende]

LuLu asked Santa for new toys
He replied, "I could send you some boys?"
Gadgets are more fun
Have a lick of this one!
What talent! What fervour! What poise!

 

[Lia Monde]

Peg and Sue were a hot couple

 

[Lia Monde]

Peg and Sue were a hot couple
With love making positions supple

 

[Hornblende]

Peg and Sue were a hot couple
With love making positions supple
Their contorted limbs

 

[Pantyboy74]

Peg and Sue were a hot couple
With love making positions supple
Their contorted limbs
Fulfilled their sins

 

[HBergeron]

Peg and Sue were a hot couple
With love making positions supple
Their contorted limbs
Fulfilled their sins
Their orgasms were soon quintupled

 

[Lia Monde]

His unwanted hand went up her skirt

 

[Hornblende]

His unwanted hand went up her skirt
“Hey, that’s not a good way to flirt!”

 

[Pantyboy74]

His unwanted hand went up her skirt
“Hey, that’s not a good way to flirt!”
He took it back quick

 

[Hornblende]

His unwanted hand went up her skirt
“Hey, that’s not a good way to flirt!”
He took it back quick
But the handcuffs went “click”

 

[Adre]

His unwanted hand went up her skirt
“Hey, that’s not a good way to flirt!”
He took it back quick
But the handcuffs went “click”
Prison sex back “there” tends to hurt

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

She said she came here from Kamloops

 

[Lia Monde]

She said she came here from Kamloops
With the most gorgeous looks

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

She said she came here from Kamloops
With the most gorgeous looks
Her smile was bright

 

[Lia Monde]

She said she came here from Kamloops
With the most gorgeous looks
Her smile was bright
A most sexy sprite

 

[Lia Monde]

She said she came here from Kamloops
With the most gorgeous looks
Her smile was bright
A most sexy sprite
Who's in the kinky record books.

 

[Lia Monde]

Sonny's dick was like a thin pipe

 

[Hornblende]

Sonny's dick was like a thin pipe
And didn't live up to the hype

 

[suckonsimon]

Sonny's dick was like a thin pipe
And didn't live up to the hype
Till he put on a cockring

 

[HBergeron]

Sonny's dick was like a thin pipe
And didn't live up to the hype
Till he put on a cockring
So hard it would ping,
Took photos of his prototype

 

[Lia Monde]

Joan's costume was skimpy and green

 

[Hornblende]

Joan's costume was skimpy and green
And through it a glimpse could be seen

 

[suckonsimon]

Joan's costume was skimpy and green
And through it a glimpse could be seen
of her trim sweet dark bush