Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Buxom Betty was the office temp
with a penchant for silk rope or hemp
Her business attire
made for a quick hire
but was often found covered in kemp.

 

[subdued_passion]

Betty-Boo had a naughty sheep

 

[border_humper]

Betty-Boo had a naughty sheep
With the local ram it did often sleep

 

[weespanner]

Betty-Boo had a naughty sheep
With the local ram it did often sleep
He had a great butt

 

[munch2much]

Betty-Boo had a naughty sheep
With the local ram it did often sleep
He had a great butt
But was ba'd from the rut

 

[weespanner]

Betty-Boo had a naughty sheep
With the local ram it did often sleep
He had a great butt
But was ba'd from the rut
For selling her wool on the cheap

 

[Lia Monde]

Lady Godiva was the team's mascot

 

[border_humper]

Lady Godiva was the team's mascot
Their uniforms defined by what players wore, not

 

[travelmate2002]

Lady Godiva was the team's mascot
Their uniforms defined by what players wore, not
mounted on a horse

 

[subdued_passion]

Lady Godiva was the team's mascot
Their uniforms defined by what players wore, not
mounted on a horse
her team did endorse

 

[travelmate2002]

Lady Godiva was the team's mascot
Their uniforms defined by what players wore, not
mounted on a horse
her team did endorse
though winning seemed a long shot.

 

[subdued_passion]

A sexy wench named Godiva,

 

[travelmate2002]

A sexy wench named Godiva
had a problem with asthma

 

[subdued_passion]

A sexy wench named Godiva
had a problem with asthma
The horse hairs tickled

 

[travelmate2002]

A sexy wench named Godiva
had a problem with asthma
The horse hairs tickled
and she always wriggled

 

[subdued_passion]

A sexy wench named Godiva
had a problem with asthma
The horse hairs tickled
and she always wriggled
The saddle spurred her orgasm-aah!

 

[subdued_passion]

The cowgirl, Sally rode bareback,

 

[TomBoner]

The cowgirl, Sally rode bareback,
Reverse cowgirl was her true knack

 

[subdued_passion]

The cowgirl, Sally rode bareback,
Reverse cowgirl was her true knack,
She could buck real wild,

 

[weespanner]

The cowgirl, Sally rode bareback,
Reverse cowgirl was her true knack,
She could buck real wild
But since she's with child
She just lays there flat on her back

sorry, couldn't resist doing a 'Jett'!

 

[andy_charles]

Riding out there in the fields,

 

[weespanner]

Riding out there in the fields,
Her hymen had started to yield

 

[Adre]

Riding out there in the fields,
Her hymen had started to yield
The saddle turned red

 

[weespanner]

Riding out there in the fields,
Her hymen had started to yield
The saddle turned red
She giggled and said

 

[andy_charles]

Riding out there in the fields,
Her hymen had started to yield
The saddle turned red
And she found she'd not fed