Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[butters]

There once was a young man from Bicester
whom, as it turned out, was a Litster
Always horny as hell
keen on 'show' over 'tell'

 

[subdued_passion]

There once was a young man from Bicester
the locals labelled him a shyster

 

[weespanner]

There once was a young man from Bicester
whom, as it turned out, was a Litster
Always horny as hell
keen on 'show' over 'tell'
'Til he spotted a pic of his sister

 

[Cymru6969]

My oh my, she sure has grown up

Hi there, Wee

 

[weespanner]

My oh my, she sure has grown up
She's surely a double D cup


Hey Cymru! X

 

[Cymru6969]

My oh my, she sure has grown up
She's surely a double D cup
More than a mouthful

 

[weespanner]

My oh my, she sure has grown up
She's surely a double D cup
More than a mouthful
Is wasted, that's the rule!

 

[Cymru6969]

My oh my, she sure has grown up
She's surely a double D cup
More than a mouthful
Is wasted, that's the rule!
Then one at a time shall I sup

 

[subdued_passion]

More than a handful is a waste,

 

[Lia Monde]

More than a handful is a waste,
So you address with your face

 

[subdued_passion]

*waves*Hello


More than a handful is a waste,
So you address with your face
Just dribble some drool,

 

[border_humper]

More than a handful is a waste,
So you address with your face
Just dribble some drool,
So it forms a small pool

 

[subdued_passion]

More than a handful is a waste,
So you address with your face
Just dribble some drool,
So it forms a small pool
'n' slide dick between with great haste.

 

[andy_charles]

Last night I had brilliant dreams

 

[subdued_passion]

Last night I had brilliant dreams,
Left me bursting at the seams

 

[travelmate2002]

Last night I had brilliant dreams,
Left me bursting at the seams
twas a wake up call

 

[subdued_passion]

Last night I had brilliant dreams,
Left me bursting at the seams
twas a wake up call
I grabbed a real doll

 

[travelmate2002]

Last night I had brilliant dreams,
Left me bursting at the seams
twas a wake up call
I grabbed a real doll
and then let off some steam.

 

[subdued_passion]

Billy bought himself a real doll

 

[travelmate2002]

Billy bought himself a real doll
later found that it was quite small

 

[subdued_passion]

Billy bought himself a real doll
later found that it was quite small
The passage too tight,

 

[travelmate2002]

Billy bought himself a real doll
later found that it was quite small
The passage too tight,
and the ass too light

 

[subdued_passion]

Billy bought himself a Real Doll
later found that it was quite small
The passage too tight,
and the ass too light
couldn't stand pressed up 'gainst the wall.

 

[travelmate2002]

So he now fancied a fleshlight

 

[subdued_passion]

So he now fancied a fleshlight

So he now fancied a fleshlight
But since he wasn't very bright