Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[BradBigBrain]

She called those implants, "fun bags."
But forgot to take off the price tags
'Tho quite pricey

 

[artlover637]

She called those implants, "fun bags."
But forgot to take off the price tags
'Tho quite pricey
They were quite nicey

 

[weespanner]

She called those implants, "fun bags."
But forgot to take off the price tags
'Tho quite pricey
They were quite nicey
Even with the dollar sign flags

 

[artlover637]

I needed a little alone time

 

[weespanner]

I needed a little alone time
While trying to think of a rhyme

 

[BradBigBrain]

I needed a little alone time
While trying to think of a rhyme
I see her breasts

 

[weespanner]

I needed a little alone time
While trying to think of a rhyme
I see her breasts
While taking requests

 

[Midnight_Man]

needed a little alone time
While trying to think of a rhyme
I see her breasts
I wanta see the rest

 

[border_humper]

I needed a little alone time
While trying to think of a rhyme
I see her breasts
I wanta see the rest
And on her body begin to climb.


I needed a little alone time
While trying to think of a rhyme
I see her breasts
While taking requests
Watching through a window covered in grime.

 

[minette05]

A fine man who frequented Lit

 

[BradBigBrain]

A fine man who frequented Lit
Really enjoyed sucking a sexy tit

 

[minette05]

A fine man who frequented Lit
Really enjoyed sucking a sexy tit
He showed great finesse

 

[BradBigBrain]

A fine man who frequented Lit
Really enjoyed sucking a sexy tit
He showed great finesse
'specitng anything less?

 

[Cymru6969]

A fine man who frequented Lit
Really enjoyed sucking a sexy tit
He showed great finesse
'specitng anything less?
His libido doesn't know "quit"

 

[subdued_passion]

Energizer bunny was no match,

 

[butters]

Energizer bunny was no match,
for flesh, hot and hard, but the catch

 

[border_humper]

Energizer bunny was no match,
for flesh, hot and hard, but the catch
is that to keep on going

 

[BradBigBrain]

Energizer bunny was no match,
for flesh, hot and hard, but the catch
is that to keep on going
88448 not knowing

 

[butters]

Energizer bunny was no match,
for flesh, hot and hard, but the catch
is that to keep on going
with too-ing and fro-ing

 

[subdued_passion]

Energizer bunny was no match,
for flesh, hot and hard, but the catch
is that to keep on going
88448 not knowing
Need vigour, not wit... to outmatch.



Energizer bunny was no match,
for flesh, hot and hard, but the catch
is that to keep on going
with too-ing and fro-ing
Pour plenty of lube down the hatch.

 

[butters]

her buttocks wore dimples so cute

 

[subdued_passion]

her buttocks wore dimples so cute
So shapely and ample to boot.

 

[border_humper]

her buttocks wore dimples so cute
So shapely and ample to boot.
I can't help but gaze at them.

 

[subdued_passion]

her buttocks wore dimples so cute
So shapely and ample to boot.
I can't help but gaze at them.
My dick oozing phlegm

 

[Morna]

her buttocks wore dimples so cute
So shapely and ample to boot.
I can't help but gaze at them.
My dick oozing phlegm
I need see a doctor forsooth