Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[tericloth]

I glad that poem had a good ending
It's scary what some are sending
This talk about pee
Is realy nasty

 

[Adre]

I glad that poem had a good ending
It's scary what some are sending
This talk about pee
Is realy nasty
Tho I hear it's quite nice for blending

 

[TomBoner]

Pee ... pie ... piddly-ae-oh!

 

[Adre]

Pee ... pie ... piddly-ae-oh!
Off to the watersports here I go!

 

[Jett_73]

Pee ... pie ... piddly-ae-oh!
Off to the watersports here I go!
For a slip'n a slide

 

[Cymru6969]

Pee ... pie ... piddly-ae-oh!
Off to the watersports here I go!
For a slip'n a slide
Gonna be a wet ride

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pee ... pie ... piddly-ae-oh!
Off to the watersports here I go!
For a slip'n a slide
Gonna be a wet ride
That won't make my pecker grow

 

[Jett_73]

Pee ... pie ... piddly-ae-oh!
Off to the watersports here I go!
For a slip'n a slide
Gonna be a wet ride
Slurp, squirt and spurt all day-o.

 

[Cymru6969]

Four pints of Guinness should do

 

[AbsintheFather]

Four pints of Guinness should do
No Guiness? just drink any ol' brew

 

[Cymru6969]

Four pints of Guinness should do
No Guiness? just drink any ol' brew
Once your bladder's full

 

[AbsintheFather]

Four pints of Guinness should do
No Guiness? just drink any ol' brew
Once your bladder's full,
Grab your dick and pull

 

[Adre]

Four pints of Guinness should do
No Guiness? just drink any ol' brew
Once your bladder's full,
Grab your dick and pull
Henceforth the liquids will spew

 

[Adre]

I've learned Kendra goes without undies

 

[AbsintheFather]

I've learned Kendra goes without undies
Not always, but certainly on Mondays

 

[Cymru6969]

I've learned Kendra goes without undies
Not always, but certainly on Mondays
Thanks for the heads up

 

[garbage can]

I've learned Kendra goes without undies
Not always, but certainly on Mondays
Thanks for the heads up
I'll toast with my cup

.....

 

[AbsintheFather]

I've learned Kendra goes without undies
Not always, but certainly on Mondays
Thanks for the heads up
I'll toast with my cup
The beaver that revs like a hyundai

tough rhyme
haven't seen you in a while Garby

 

[whalee1]

I've learned Kendra goes without undies
Not always, but certainly on Mondays
Thanks for the heads up
I'll toast with my cup
And think about possible fun-days

 

[o_so_wet]

Garby is a slippery fellow

 

[whalee1]

Garby is a slippery fellow
I hear that he's also a long fellow

 

[o_so_wet]

Garby is a slippery fellow
I hear that he's also a long fellow
Do you mean long winded ?

 

[tericloth]

Garby is a slippery fellow
I hear that he's also a long fellow
Do you mean long winded ?
His hair is untended

 

[Jett_73]

Garby is a slippery fellow
I hear that he's also a long fellow
Do you mean long winded ?
His hair is untended
You know when he cums - what a bellow!

Hi OSW, Teri.

 

[o_so_wet]

Jett wears his heart on his chest