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There once were two ladies from Chase
who had tastes that were rather base
From the depths of depravity
 
Being a taunt is fun and pleasing
More clever than simple teasing
A flash of "down there"
 
Being a taunt is fun and pleasing
More clever than simple teasing
A flash of "down there"
and a toss of her hair
 
Being a taunt is fun and pleasing
More clever than simple teasing
A flash of "down there"
and a toss of her hair
makes a guys pants start to squeezing.
 
:eek:Whatcha callin' small there, girl?!? :mad:

:D


The blood rushes to their small head
It starts to grow ... no longer dead.
 
The blood rushes to his small head ;)
The instant before persuading her to bed
She pretends hard to get


The blood rushes to his small head
It starts to grow ... no longer dead.
She pretends hard to get

(I couldn't fit "smaller of the two" ;) )
 
The blood rushes to his small head ;)
The instant before persuading her to bed
She pretends hard to get
But as her essence becomes wet

The blood rushes to their small head
It starts to grow ... no longer dead.
She pretends hard to get
but her desire become met
 
Feeling fiesty this morning, hey?!? :D

The blood rushes to his small head
It starts to grow ... no longer dead.
She pretends hard to get
Even though she's quite wet.
 
The blood rushes to his small head ;)
The instant before persuading her to bed
She pretends hard to get
But as her essence becomes wet
She gives up and gives in instead :D
 
The blood rushes to his small head
It starts to grow ... no longer dead.
She pretends hard to get
Even though she's quite wet.
So she gives up and gives in instead :)

(just getting warmed up ;) )
 
I think using the same line twice is wrong.
Would it help if I threw off my sarong ?
 
I think using the same line twice is wrong.
Would it help if I threw off my sarong ?
Duhhhhhhh ... YEAHHHHHH!!!

:D
 
I think using the same line twice is wrong.
Would it help if I threw off my sarong ?
Duhhhhhhh ... YEAHHHHHH!!!
Even if it makes you stare ???
 
]I think using the same line twice is wrong.
Would it help if I threw off my sarong ?
Duhhhhhhh ... YEAHHHHHH!!!
Cause I am a playa
 
I think using the same line twice is wrong.
Would it help if I threw off my sarong ?
Duhhhhhhh ... YEAHHHHHH!!!
Cause I am a playa
And I'll collect money from the growing throng :D
 
Gotta love it when throngs start to grow
Even more so when their engorged heads start to show
 
Gotta love it when throngs start to grow
Even more so when their engorged heads start to show
The shaft starts to throb
 
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