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[o_so_wet]

Gotta love it when throngs start to grow
Even more so when their engorged heads start to show
The shaft starts to throb
Wanting a blow job

 

[TomBoner]

Gotta love it when throngs start to grow
Even more so when their engorged heads start to show
The shaft starts to throb
Awaiting a blow job
And precum from the head starts to flow!

 

[o_so_wet]

Gotta love it when throngs start to grow
Even more so when their engorged heads start to show
The shaft starts to throb
Awaiting a blow job
And precum from the head starts to flow!

good one


She looks up at him and opens her mouth

 

[TomBoner]

She looks up at him and opens her mouth
His butt pointing north ... cock pointing south

 

[o_so_wet]

She looks up at him and opens her mouth
His butt pointing north ... cock pointing south
A bead of pre-cum glistens before her

 

[TomBoner]

She looks up at him and opens her mouth
His butt pointing north ... cock pointing south
A bead of pre-cum glistens before her
She licks at it and then starts to purr


Gotta love glistening pre-cum!

 

[o_so_wet]

She looks up at him and opens her mouth
His butt pointing north ... cock pointing south
A bead of pre-cum glistens before her
She licks at it and then starts to purr
That drop tasted even better than stout.


(that was a hard one !)

 

[tericloth]

She looks up at him and opens her mouth
His butt pointing north ... cock pointing south
A bead of pre-cum glistens before her
She licks at it and then starts to purr
That drop tasted even better than stout.


(that was a hard one !)

Bartender please pour me a drink

 

[EbersMoll]

Bartender please pour me a drink
It's late and I need time to think

 

[restless_bob]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink

 

[tericloth]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip

 

[restless_bob]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip
I heard him upzip

 

[TomBoner]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip
but felt a sudden urge to strip

 

[Adre]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip
I heard him upzip
His cock was out in a blink

 

[tericloth]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip
but felt a sudden urge to strip
It was cum on the rocks I do think.

 

[Adre]

]Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip
but felt a sudden urge to strip
I realized I was his shrink

 

[TomBoner]

"Cum on the rocks" she asked with a smile

 

[Adre]

Bartender please pour me a drink
"Here you go" he said, giving a wink
I had just a sip
but felt a sudden urge to strip
It was cum on the rocks I do think.

Bravo

 

[tericloth]

"Cum on the rocks" she asked with a smile
That drink is realy quite vile

 

[Adre]

"Cum on the rocks" she asked with a smile
That drink is realy quite vile
"then how about some piss?"

 

[tericloth]

"Cum on the rocks" she asked with a smile
That drink is realy quite vile
"then how about some piss
You sicko, I hiss

 

[Adre]

"Cum on the rocks" she asked with a smile
That drink is realy quite vile
"then how about some piss
You sicko, I hiss
I stiffed him and walked out in style

 

[TomBoner]

I glad that poem had a good ending!

 

[tericloth]

I glad that poem had a good ending
It's scary what some are sending

 

[TomBoner]

I glad that poem had a good ending
It's scary what some are sending
This talk about pee