Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Timihendrix]

But the dumb guys, they finish too fast

 

[Adre]

I went to a dinner party
Pantyless, I felt so naughty
I reached under the table
To find her charms were not a fable
"Take your finger out of me, smarty"
Great Finish


They say smart guys always finish last
But for me that is all in the past

 

[tericloth]

They say smart guys always finish last
But for me that is all in the past
I'm over and done

 

[Adre]

They say smart guys always finish last
But for me that is all in the past
I'm over and done
Now it's more fun

 

[tericloth]

They say smart guys always finish last
But for me that is all in the past
I'm over and done
Now it's more fun
You left me wanting again!, I gasp

 

[Jett_73]

They say smart guys always finish last
But for me that is all in the past
I'm over and done
Now it's more fun
You left me wanting again!, I gasp

Guys who 'come' last are the best

 

[ga400us]

Guys who 'come' last are the best
Girls who 'come' when told, are a test

 

[TomBoner]

Guys who 'come' last are the best
Girls who 'come' when told, are a test
But if you come at one time

 

[Adre]

Guys who 'come' last are the best
Girls who 'come' when told, are a test
It's all quite confusing

 

[Jett_73]

Guys who 'come' last are the best
Girls who 'come' when told, are a test
It's all quite confusing
When the group's using

 

[Cymru6969]

Guys who 'come' last are the best
Girls who 'come' when told, are a test
It's all quite confusing
When the group's using
AstroGlide, one soon confessed

 

[tericloth]

Guys who 'come' last are the best
Girls who 'come' when told, are a test
It's all quite confusing
When the group's using
AstroGlide, one soon confessed


I confess I'm kind of a slut

 

[ga400us]

I confess I'm kind of a slut
And prefer to get it in the butt

 

[Jett_73]

I confess I'm kind of a slut
And prefer to get it in the butt
'But' any way's fine

(ahahaha)

 

[tericloth]

I confess I'm kind of a slut
And prefer to get it in the butt
'But' any way's fine
As long as you dine

 

[ga400us]

I confess I'm kind of a slut
And prefer to get it in the butt
'But' any way's fine
As long as you dine
Between her legs after he blew his nut

 

[ga400us]

It's time I'll take before we begin

 

[Adre]

It's time I'll take before we begin
That ensures I'll be able to get in

 

[EbersMoll]

It's time I'll take before we begin
That ensures I'll be able to get in
An amount of nice foreplay

 

[ga400us]

It's time I'll take before we begin
That ensures I'll be able to get in
An amount of nice foreplay
And some juicy hearsay

 

[Adre]

It's time I'll take before we begin
That ensures I'll be able to get in
An amount of nice foreplay
And some juicy hearsay
And we'll be stripped to the skin

 

[ga400us]

Shades of Grey, and the paddles bite

 

[Adre]

Shades of Grey, and the paddles bite
I have no idea if this is right

 

[ga400us]

Shades of Grey, and the paddles bite
I have no idea if this is right
Whips will sting you

 

[o_so_wet]

Shades of Grey, and the paddles bite
I have no idea if this is right
Whips will sting you
and tinge you blue