Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

Kendra found her a man
who's trying as hard as he can
to watch her blur (she'll understand)
and that made her purr
So it all went according to plan


Morning, K

 

[kendra1980]

Kendra found her a man
who's trying as hard as he can
to watch her blur (she'll understand)
and that made her purr
So it all went according to plan


Morning, K

hey handsome one

The Vicar of Portsmouth was sad

 

[Adre]

hey handsome one

The Vicar of Portsmouth was sad
One of his flock had gone bad

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

The Vicar of Portsmouth was sad
One of his flock had gone bad
hed been found in the sack

 

[EbersMoll]

The Vicar of Portsmouth was sad
One of his flock had gone bad
hed been found in the sack
In a pink rubber Mac

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

The Vicar of Portsmouth was sad
One of his flock had gone bad
hed been found in the sack
In a pink rubber Mac
and love letter straight from his dad

 

[Jett_73]

The Vicar of Portsmouth was sad
One of his flock had gone bad
hed been found in the sack
In a pink rubber Mac
and love letter straight from his dad

That week confession was full

 

[Adre]

That week confession was full
The vicar heard a whole lot of bull

 

[Jett_73]

That week confession was full
The vicar heard a whole lot of bull
"Now, look here!" he said

 

[Cymru6969]

That week confession was full
So off to the pub for a pull

 

[Adre]

That week confession was full
The vicar heard a whole lot of bull
"Now, look here!" he said
You'll all soon be dead

 

[Adre]

That week confession was full
So off to the pub for a pull
I met this young wench

 

[AbsintheFather]

That week confession was full
The vicar heard a whole lot of bull
"Now, look here!" he said
You'll all soon be dead
Just like that Indian Sitting Bull

tough rhyme . . .

 

[AbsintheFather]

That week confession was full
So off to the pub for a pull
I met this young wench
who displayed her trench

 

[ga400us]

That week confession was full
So off to the pub for a pull
I met this young wench
who displayed her trench
'twas conquered like the Destroyer Krull

 

[o_so_wet]

She emerged with her hair all askew

 

[EbersMoll]

She emerged with her hair all askew
And a rather large stain that was new

 

[o_so_wet]

She emerged with her hair all askew
And a rather large stain that was new
The patrons stares made her blush

 

[EbersMoll]

She emerged with her hair all askew
And a rather large stain that was new
The patrons stares made her blush
As the customers they did hush

 

[o_so_wet]

She emerged with her hair all askew
And a rather large stain that was new
The patrons stares made her blush
As the customers they did hush
And her fan base exponentially grew

 

[EbersMoll]

To a man they became utterly smitten

 

[o_so_wet]

To a man they became utterly smitten
He could make them purr like a little kitten

 

[EbersMoll]

To a man they became utterly smitten
He could make them purr like a little kitten
As he worked is own magic

I'm sorry OSW, my mistake, 'To a man', is a British idiom that means, 'all of the men', but lets go with one lucky gent for now

 

[o_so_wet]

To a man they became utterly smitten
He could make them purr like a little kitten
As he worked is own magic
which defied all logic

Oops....my bad... I didn't know

 

[EbersMoll]

To a man they became utterly smitten
He could make them purr like a little kitten
As he worked is own magic
which defied all logic
By the love bug the ladies were all bitten.

No, no, the tortured syntax was all mine