Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[OxfordDon]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend
took pounds off her butt
smoothed out her fat gut
and outwards her boobies did send!

 

[Cymru6969]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend
took pounds off her butt
smoothed out her fat gut
Her AV can now contend

 

[Jett_73]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend
Took pounds off her butt
Smoothed out her fat gut
Set now for the PMs they'll send.

 

[kendra1980]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend
took pounds off her butt
smoothed out her fat gut
and outwards her boobies did send!


If shot at just the right angle

 

[Jett_73]

If shot at just the right angle
Her drooping tits would dangle

 

[OxfordDon]

If shot at just the right angle
Her boobies appeared not to dangle

 

[kendra1980]

If shot at just the right angle
Her boobies appeared not to dangle
the blur tool she used

 

[OxfordDon]

If shot at just the right angle
Her boobies appeared not to dangle
the blur tool she used
made her face look confused.

 

[kendra1980]

If shot at just the right angle
Her boobies appeared not to dangle
the blur tool she used
made her face look confused.
but made lit men all ready to tangle.

*beware the angle and blur tool trick boys *

 

[OxfordDon]

If shot at just the right angle
Her boobies appeared not to dangle
the blur tool she used
made her face look confused.
but made lit men all ready to tangle.

*beware the angle and blur tool trick boys *

such an accusation to make!!!

 

[OxfordDon]

She insisted the picture was her

 

[kendra1980]

She insisted the picture was her
but her pussy was sans of all fur

 

[Jett_73]

She insisted the picture was her
but her pussy was sans of all fur
It's too young by far

 

[Cymru6969]

She insisted the picture was her
but her pussy was sans of all fur
It's too young by far
No Caesarian scar

 

[ga400us]

She insisted the picture was her
but her pussy was sans of all fur
It's too young by far
No Caesarian scar
Damn it made me want to go grrrr

 

[ga400us]

Well, I done the ranchers daughter

 

[TomBoner]

Well, I done the ranchers daughter
Done did her good while we laid down by the water

 

[Adre]

Well, I done the ranchers daughter
Done did her good while we laid down by the water
Seems the rancher is looking

 

[EbersMoll]

Well, I done the ranchers daughter
Done did her good while we laid down by the water
Seems the rancher is looking
While we were energetically fucking

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, I done the ranchers daughter
Done did her good while we laid down by the water
Seems the rancher is looking
While we were energetically fucking
Now I'm queued up for the slaughter

 

[Lia Monde]

The young couple went on a sea cruise

 

[heartsdesirelove]

There once was a girl from Texas
Who sat herself down next'us
Stop leering she's mine
No she's not, you swine!

Wow good to see u up and about jackdaw....are u feeling better? A nice goodbye would have been appreciated

 

[whalee1]

The young couple went on a sea cruise
There wouldn't be much time to snooze

 

[Spirited_woman]

The young couple went on a sea cruise
There wouldn't be much time to snooze
They ate, swum and played

 

[whalee1]

The young couple went on a sea cruise
There wouldn't be much time to snooze
They ate, swum and played
And often got laid


I know...a bit obvious