Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[kendra1980]

Timing's a must in most things

 

[tericloth]

Timing's a must in most things
Like the hostess gift that she brings

 

[Lia Monde]

Timing's a must in most things
Like the hostess gift that she brings
Tho a dildo is handy at times

 

[tericloth]

Timing's a must in most things
Like the hostess gift that she brings
Tho a dildo is handy at times
In her twat it binds

 

[Lia Monde]

Timing's a must in most things
Like the hostess gift that she brings
Tho a dildo is handy at times
In her twat it binds
So she exchanged it for a set of nipple rings

 

[tericloth]

Nipple rings are a girls best friend

 

[Lia Monde]

Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend
Diamonds or pearls

 

[Lia Monde]

Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend
Diamonds or pearls
On his tongue they swirl

 

[artlover637]

Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend
Diamonds or pearls
On his tongue they swirl
My preference? I say "It depends."

 

[JasonIllicit]

The naked woman got up early

 

[Jett_73]

The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly

 

[EbersMoll]

The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent

 

[Jett_73]

The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
She'd ordered cement

 

[EbersMoll]

The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
She'd ordered cement
And some "family" members who were burly

 

[Adre]

The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
She'd ordered cement
At the bottom of the lake he is surely

 

[Scrubber]

The gangsters required as their fee

 

[Jett_73]

The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three

 

[Adre]

The gangsters required as their fee
That the lady get down on one knee

 

[cliper2]

The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
The whipped out their guns

 

[Adre]

The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
All holes in play

 

[Jett_73]

The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
All holes in play
For the 'whole' full day

 

[Adre]

The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
All holes in play
For the 'whole' full day
Much to their mutual glee

 

[Scrubber]

A rival Don heard of their session

 

[Cymru6969]

A rival Don heard of their session
Stirring up years of aggression