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Timing's a must in most things
Like the hostess gift that she brings
Tho a dildo is handy at times
 
Timing's a must in most things
Like the hostess gift that she brings
Tho a dildo is handy at times
In her twat it binds
So she exchanged it for a set of nipple rings
 
Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend
Diamonds or pearls
 
Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend
Diamonds or pearls
On his tongue they swirl
 
Nipple rings are a girls best friend
To her breasts a sophistication they lend
Diamonds or pearls
On his tongue they swirl
My preference? I say "It depends."
 
The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
 
The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
She'd ordered cement :eek:
 
The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
She'd ordered cement :eek:
And some "family" members who were burly
 
The naked woman got up early
Last night hubby'd been surly
So to make him repent
She'd ordered cement :eek:
At the bottom of the lake he is surely
 
The gangsters required as their fee
That the lady get down on one knee
 
The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
The whipped out their guns
 
The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
All holes in play
 
The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
All holes in play
For the 'whole' full day
 
The gangsters required as their fee
A little 'fun' involving three
All holes in play
For the 'whole' full day
Much to their mutual glee
 
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