Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Cymru6969]

"Please may I try this one on?"
Asked a randy young dandy named John.
If the dress is your size
It comes in turquoise
And holds up when you fuck on the lawn

 

[Jett_73]

oops

Don't sweat it, it happens all the time.
Just leave it up and often we finish multiple versions.
I liked yours better than mine anyway.

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"Please may I try this one on?"
Asked a randy young dandy named John.
If the dress is your size
It comes in turquoise
And was recently sold to LeBron.

"Please may I try this one on?"
Asked a randy young dandy named John.
If the dress is your size
Don't go tellin' no lies
I'm not in the mood for a con.

 

[Adre]

]"Please may I try this one on?"
Asked a randy young dandy named John.
If the dress is your size
It comes in turquoise
A color to complement your brawn

 

[Adre]

I just love a young twink in a dress

 

[JasonIllicit]

I just love a young twink in a dress
But only when the dress causes stress.

 

[Jett_73]

.....

 

[Jett_73]

I just love a young twink in a dress
But only when the dress causes stress
If you can see hair

 

[tericloth]

I just love a young twink in a dress
But only when the dress causes stress
If you can see hair
Buy her some Nair

 

[Adre]

I just love a young twink in a dress
But only when the dress causes stress
If you can see hair
Buy her some Nair
Let her know you'd like to see less

 

[JasonIllicit]

She lived for things inside her mouth.

 

[hillseeker]

She lived for things inside her mouth.

And found that by going south

 

[Adre]

She lived for things in her mouth
And found that by going south
The cocks got bigger

 

[Cymru6969]

She lived for things in her mouth
And found that by going south
The cocks got bigger
And bounced like Tigger

 

[Adre]

She lived for things in her mouth
And found that by going south
The cocks got bigger
And bounced like Tigger
She lisped "what wedding vowth?"

 

[Jett_73]

She lived for things in her mouth
And found that by going south
The cocks got bigger
And bounced like Tigger
She lisped "what wedding vowth?"

Good one, Adre.

"Never talk with your mouth full"

 

[tericloth]

Good one, Adre.

"Never talk with your mouth full
Always been my number one rule

 

[Adre]

Good one, Adre.

"Never talk with your mouth full
Always been my number one rule
Spit out the cock

 

[tericloth]

Good one, Adre.

"Never talk with your mouth full
Always been my number one rule
Spit out the cock
Said Adre the jock

 

[tericloth]

Good one, Adre.

"Never talk with your mouth full
Always been my number one rule
Spit out the cock
Said Adre the jock
Grab it and give it a pull

 

[ga400us]

A Lit girl I know, works out at a gym

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A Lit girl I know, works out at a gym
Despite other ways to keep herself trim

 

[tericloth]

A Lit girl I know, works out at a gym
Despite other ways to keep herself trim
Sweat on her brow

 

[Adre]

A Lit girl I know, works out at a gym
Despite other ways to keep herself trim
Sweat on her brow
She's still a fat cow

 

[kendra1980]

A Lit girl I know, works out at a gym
Despite other ways to keep herself trim
Sweat on her brow
She's still a fat cow
but her pussy stays filled to the brim.

 

[tericloth]

A Lit girl I know, works out at a gym
Despite other ways to keep herself trim
Sweat on her brow
She's still a fat cow:eek
Despite trying to fuck herself thin