Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[whalee1]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge

 

[weespanner]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
but he couldn't wait to indulge

 

[Adre]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge

 

[Adre]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
but he couldn't wait to indulge
His deep love of fashion

 

[Jett_73]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge
His deep love of fashion
Was matched with passion

 

[whalee1]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
but he couldn't wait to indulge
His deep love of fashion
And his uncontrolled passion

 

[weespanner]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge
his unbridled lust

 

[EbersMoll]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge
his unbridled lust
For her perfectly formed bust

 

[whalee1]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge
his unbridled lust
For her perfectly formed bust
He couldn't wait to divulge

 

[weespanner]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge
his unbridled lust
For her perfectly formed bust
though the size, she wouldn't divulge

 

[whalee1]

He tried hard to hide is big bulge
Though he hoped for a lady to indulge
his unbridled lust
For her perfectly formed bust
though the size, she wouldn't divulge

Even better...salut!

 

[whalee1]

Eight syllables seems to be it

 

[weespanner]

Eight syllables seems to be it
anything less sounds a bit shit

 

[Adre]

Eight syllables seems to be it
anything less sounds a bit shit
We drop down to five

 

[restless_bob]

Eight syllables seems to be it
anything less sounds a bit shit
We drop down to five
Just barely alive

 

[Adre]

Eight syllables seems to be it
anything less sounds a bit shit
We drop down to five
Just barely alive
And then the finale shows wit!

 

[weespanner]

Eight syllables seems to be it
anything less sounds a bit shit
We drop down to five
Just barely alive
then eight again with a touch wit

*edit*
ha...every time adre! same ending arrived at a different way

 

[whalee1]

I would love to kiss her sweet arse

 

[Adre]

*edit*
ha...every time adre! same ending arrived at a different way

Muy simpatico

 

[Adre]

I would love to kiss her sweet arse
The pickings have been very sparse

 

[Englandboy2]

I would love to kiss her sweet arse
The pickings have been very sparse
It's as soft as a peach

 

[VioletFlame]

I would love to kiss her sweet arse
The pickings have been very sparse
It's as soft as a peach
Available to each

 

[travelmate2002]

I would love to kiss her sweet arse
The pickings have been very sparse
It's as soft as a peach
Available to each
but it usually ends in a farce

 

[whalee1]

Saturday morning I'm witless

 

[VioletFlame]