Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Englandboy2]

I just fucked Winona Ryder

 

[VioletFlame]

I just fucked Winona Ryder
Getting caught turned my cheeks brighter

 

[cliper2]

I just fucked Winona Ryder
Getting caught turned my cheeks brighter
But pilfering the toys

 

[VioletFlame]

I just fucked Winona Ryder
Getting caught turned my cheeks brighter
But pilfering the toys
Inspires naughty boys

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I just fucked Winona Ryder
Getting caught turned my cheeks brighter
But pilfering the toys
Inspires naughty boys
She made them boys' days' merrier

 

[mysterydrink]

I just fucked Winona Ryder
Getting caught turned my cheeks brighter
But pilfering the toys
Inspires naughty boys
They'd like to stuff the toys inside 'er.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

My old love sent me an email

 

[mysterydrink]

My old love sent me an email
She was quite the horniest female

 

[VioletFlame]

My old love sent me an email
I thought then deleted it in a pail

 

[whalee1]

My old love sent me an email
She was quite the horniest female
She wants a one-nighter

 

[Adre]

My old love sent me an email
She was quite the horniest female
She wants a one-nighter
My future looks brighter

 

[weespanner]

My old love sent me an email
She was quite the horniest female
She wants a one-nighter
My future looks brighter
with her tongue on my happy trail

 

[mysterydrink]

My old love sent me an email
She was quite the horniest female
She wants a one-nighter
My future looks brighter
with her tongue on my happy trail

Have you got a happy trail? You look far smoother than the average happy-trail-haver.

Or is that what you call your cleavage? A happier trail, I cannot imagine!

 

[Adre]

My old love sent me an email
She was quite the horniest female
She wants a one-nighter
My future looks brighter
with her tongue on my happy trail

I can't wait to meet up with this dame

 

[weespanner]

Have you got a happy trail? You look far smoother than the average happy-trail-haver.

Or is that what you call your cleavage? A happier trail, I cannot imagine!

that's a strange beginning for a limerick!...it doesn't even rhyme!

I took on the role of the original poster for the final line...so I do believe I was referring to your happy trail!

oh and thanks

 

[weespanner]

I can't wait to meet up with this dame
so that we can play a word game

 

[iamincognito45]

I can't wait to meet up with this dame
so that we can play a word game
Her verbal skills fine

 

[weespanner]

I can't wait to meet up with this dame
so that we can play a word game
Her verbal skills fine
though I'm sure I will shine

 

[iamincognito45]

I can't wait to meet up with this dame
so that we can play a word game
Her verbal skills fine
though I'm sure I will shine
And we will both be worthy of fame

 

[Englandboy2]

I took my wife to a Glory Hole

 

[Adre]

I took my wife to a Glory Hole
I wasn't quite sure of her role

 

[artlover637]

I took my wife to a Glory Hole
I wasn't quite sure of her role
We both went inside

 

[Adre]

I took my wife to a Glory Hole
I wasn't quite sure of her role
We both went inside
The hole was quite wide

 

[artlover637]

I took my wife to a Glory Hole
I wasn't quite sure of her role
We both went inside
The hole was quite wide
Though not quite as big as her mole.

 

[Lia Monde]

The 3 bosomed gal was a freak