Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliper2]

Why are beavers so busy?
Asking strange questions, is he?
The answer seems clear
Bare beavers are dear
They fill every guy with glee.

 

[Cymru6969]

I forgot my mantra, dude

 

[whalee1]

I went to see my new doctor

 

[Jett_73]

I went to see my new doctor
About my big schlong. It shocked her!

 

[kendra1980]

"I forgot my mantra, dude"
said the guy with an attitude crude

 

[whalee1]

I went to see my new doctor
About my big schlong. It shocked her!
She took it in hand

 

[kendra1980]

I went to see my new doctor
About my big schlong. It shocked her!
It was electric you see,
and it sparks when I pee
So I held it aglow and as I mocked her

I wrote it one line at a time, that counts, right?

 

[Cymru6969]

I went to see my new doctor
About my big schlong. It shocked her!
It was electric you see,
Shoots lightening bolts when I pee

 

[kendra1980]

I went to see my new doctor
About my big schlong. It shocked her!
It was electric you see,
Shoots lightening bolts when I pee
when she grabbed it "oh my" how it rocked her

 

[Jett_73]

I went to see my new doctor
About my big schlong. It shocked her!
It was electric you see,
and it sparks when I pee
So I held it aglow and as I mocked her

I wrote it one line at a time, that counts, right?

LOL, yes Kendra it does.

 

[kendra1980]

A bare assed man named Chris

 

[Englandboy2]

A bare assed man named Chris
Realized that something was amiss

 

[VioletFlame]

A bare assed man named Chris
Realized that something was amiss
Although he was hard

 

[Adre]

A bare assed man named Chris
Realized that something was amiss
The women were laughing

 

[kendra1980]

A bare assed man named Chris
Realized that something was amiss
Although he was hard
his bits were so scarred

 

[Adre]

"I forgot my mantra, dude"
said the guy with an attitude crude
His long greasy hair

 

[Adre]

A bare assed man named Chris
Realized that something was amiss
Although he was hard
his bits were so scarred
It leaked whenever he'd piss

 

[kendra1980]

Pete's body was covered in spots

 

[VioletFlame]

Pete's body was covered in spots
His girl liked to leave lipstick dots

 

[Adre]

Pete's body was covered in spots
His girl liked to leave lipstick dots
No measles for Pete

 

[Englandboy2]

Pete's body was covered in spots
His girl liked to leave lipstick dots
No measles for Pete
Just big hairy feet

 

[VioletFlame]

Pete's body was covered in spots
His girl liked to leave lipstick dots
No measles for Pete
Just big hairy feet
And a cock tied up in knots

 

[Adre]

Pete's body was covered in spots
His girl liked to leave lipstick dots
No measles for Pete
Just big hairy feet
And a cock tied up in knots

Fuck Pete, let us get back to Flame

 

[VioletFlame]

Fuck Pete, let us get back to Flame
She appreciates your ability to aim

 

[Adre]

Fuck Pete, let us get back to Flame
She appreciates your ability to aim
It's pointed right at her