Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[goodgurlgetsbad]

In the caves a young Gollum they met
His large eyes on their booty did set
His saliva drooled naturally

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

In the caves a young Gollum they met
His large eyes on their booty did set
His saliva drooled naturally

In the caves a young Gollum they met
His large eyes on their booty did set
His saliva drooled naturally
His Penis rose Maturely

 

[Englandboy2]

In the caves a young Gollum they met
His large eyes on their booty did set
His saliva drooled naturally
His Penis rose Maturely
All the girls were instantly wet

 

[VioletFlame]

A ring is not always the best gift of pleasure

 

[Englandboy2]

A ring is not always the best gift of pleasure
Though it's something many girls will treasure

 

[VioletFlame]

A ring is not always the best gift of pleasure
Though it's something many girls will treasure
But offer "O" to a man

 

[TomBoner]

A ring is not always the best gift of pleasure
Though it's something many girls will treasure
But offer "O" to a man
He'll be a big fan

 

[Adre]

A ring is not always the best gift of pleasure
Though it's something many girls will treasure
But offer "O" to a man
He'll be a big fan
And behave as if having a seizure

 

[TomBoner]

My erection sprung a leak

 

[Englandboy2]

My erection sprung a leak
It wouldn't stop, I felt like a freak

 

[restless_bob]

My erection sprung a leak
It wouldn't stop, I felt like a freak
The juices were flowing

 

[weespanner]

My erection sprung a leak
It wouldn't stop, I felt like a freak
The juices were flowing
the puddle kept growing

 

[OxfordDon]

My erection sprung a leak
It wouldn't stop, I felt like a freak
The juices were flowing
the puddle kept growing
It started on Monday last week!

 

[Englandboy2]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver

 

[restless_bob]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
My head buried in her beaver

 

[weespanner]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
met an alien in her beaver

 

[VioletFlame]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
met an alien in her beaver
Split lips apart

 

[cliper2]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
met an alien in her beaver
Split lips apart
What jumped out gave me a start

 

[restless_bob]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
met an alien in her beaver
Split lips apart
What jumped out gave me a start
She looked just like June Cleaver

 

[Adre]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
met an alien in her beaver
Split lips apart
What jumped out gave me a start
Decided I'd better just leave her

 

[Adre]

Just had great sex with Sigourney Weaver
met an alien in her beaver
Split lips apart
What jumped out gave me a start
Decided I'd better just leave her

Why are beavers so busy?

 

[VioletFlame]

Why are beavers so busy?
Asking strange questions, is he?

 

[EbersMoll]

Why are beavers so busy?
The gamekeeper asked of young Lizzy

 

[cliper2]

Why are beavers so busy?
Asking strange questions, is he?
The answer seems clear

 

[VioletFlame]

Why are beavers so busy?
Asking strange questions, is he?
The answer seems clear
Bare beavers are dear