Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[TomBoner]

Her dog had a tongue that was long

 

[mamasota]

Her dog had a tongue that was long
Tom's got a better one, and strong

 

[TomBoner]

Her dog had a tongue that was long
Tom's got a better one, and strong
Mamasota mad me hard

 

[37_ttej]

Her dog had a tongue that was long
Tom's got a better one, and strong
Mamasota made me hard
When she dropped her ... guard

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her dog had a tongue that was long
Tom's got a better one, and strong
Mamasota made me hard
When she dropped her ... guard
He then proudly showed her his enormous schlong

 

[37_ttej]

Her dog had a tongue that was long
Tom's got a better one, and strong
Mamasota made me hard
When she dropped her ... guard
He then proudly showed her his enormous schlong

'Twas a personal 'selfie stick'

(It held the phone how?? )

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

'Twas a personal 'selfie stick'
Holding the phone involved a skillful trick

 

[jameslewis]

'Twas a personal 'selfie stick'
Holding the phone involved a skillful trick

With her arm 'tween her thighs

 

[Kinky Minx]

'Twas a personal 'selfie stick'
Holding the phone involved a skillful trick
With her are 'tween her thighs

stick pointed to the skies

 

[37_ttej]

'Twas a personal 'selfie stick'
Holding the phone involved a skillful trick
With her are 'tween her thighs
Stick pointed to the skies
She took quite the pic of her dick.

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

There once was a man from Texas

 

[37_ttej]

I was once told it's a sin
If you let her put it in
It proves you've poor aim
*checks rules of the game*

 

[Miss_Cassidy]

I was once told it's a sin
If you let her put it in
It proves you've poor aim
*checks rules of the game*

^^And edits her post with a grin ^^

Sooo...

There once was a man from Texas

 

[37_ttej]

There once was a man from Texas
Who'd been cursed with seven hexes

 

[jameslewis]

There once was a man from Texas
Who'd been cursed with seven hexes
Every time he had sex

 

[mamasota]

There once was a man from Texas
Who'd been cursed with seven hexes
Every time he had sex
His cock failed to flex

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a man from Texas
Who'd been cursed with seven hexes
Every time he had sex
His cock failed to flex
So he compensated by buying a Lexus

 

[TomBoner]

They fucked like there was no tomorrow

 

[DukeSupernature]

They fucked like there was no tomorrow
Deeper trenches in sheets they furrowed

 

[weespanner]

They fucked like there was no tomorrow
Deeper trenches in sheets they furrowed
Til they broke the bed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They fucked like there was no tomorrow
Deeper trenches in sheets they furrowed
Til they broke the bed
When she gave him head

 

[DukeSupernature]

They fucked like there was no tomorrow
Deeper trenches in sheets they furrowed
Til they broke the bed
When she gave him head
So their neighbours hammock they borrowed.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She looked so fine, all dressed in red

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Sitting there not bitching
So getting turned on
and she was getting stoned,
So go own and get stoned
she thought to herself

 

[TomBoner]

She looked so fine, all dressed in red
But she made me gasp when her legs she spread