Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

Alash, poor Yorick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I miss your songs so
They give me a glow
Sh'better'n thish modern shit where they canna even shing or, or ... play real inshtrumentsh.


Alash, poor Yorrick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I sheem to have two ...
Pants are soaked through
You shpilled my drink, effin' punk!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"What the hell are y'all taking about!"

 

[jameslewis]

"What the hell are y'all taking about!"
She said, and then started to pout

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"What the hell are y'all taking about!"
She said, and then started to pout
Then she started to giggle

 

[jameslewis]

"What the hell are y'all taking about!"
She said, and then started to pout
Then she started to giggle
When he started to wiggle

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"What the hell are y'all taking about!"
She said, and then started to pout
Then she started to giggle
When he started to wiggle
She dropped to her knees and got his cock out

 

[sweetsauce]

The Litsters were doing their bit

 

[cliteatingman]

The Litsters were doing their bit
CEM was licking a clit

 

[37_ttej]

The Litsters were doing their bit
CEM was licking a clit
And Dee was entwined

 

[mamasota]

The Litsters were doing their bit
CEM was licking a clit
And Dee was entwined
The Weapon, enshrined

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The Litsters were doing their bit
CEM was licking a clit
And Dee was entwined
The Weapon, enshrined
I guess this girl's still got it

P.S. How dare you guys talk behind my back lol

 

[mamasota]

@ Dee


The girl's still got it, and how!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The girl's still got it, and how!
Those young lovers, oh wow..

 

[jameslewis]

The girl's still got it, and how!
Those young lovers, oh wow..
The things she can teach 'em

 

[mamasota]

The girl's still got it, and how!
Those young lovers, oh wow..
The things she can teach 'em
Knows just how to reach 'em

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The girl's still got it, and how!
Those young lovers, oh wow..
The things she can teach 'em
Knows just how to reach 'em
She drools at how they're endowed


oh dear, not a very good rhyme

 

[sweetsauce]

Sweet Suzy played in the snow

 

[weespanner]

Sweet Suzy played in the snow
Her cheeks soon began to glow

 

[sweetsauce]

Sweet Suzy played in the snow
Her cheeks soon began to glow
Both ass and her face

Wee hugs

 

[weespanner]

((sweets!))


Sweet Suzy played in the snow
Her cheeks soon began to glow
Both ass and face
But one other place
Had a dripping icicle flow


(sorry, couldn't resist - talking about her nose, obviously)

 

[sweetsauce]

lmfao...good one!

Frustrated she cried out in the night

 

[weespanner]

Frustrated she cried out in the night
All batteries empty - oh shite!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Frustrated she cried out in the night
All batteries empty - oh shite!
She called for the dog

 

[weespanner]

Frustrated she cried out in the night
All batteries empty - oh shite!
She called for the dog
Gave him a quick snog

 

[Firecracker]

Frustrated she cried out in the night
All batteries empty - oh shite!
She called for the dog
Gave him a quick snog
And soon started to feel just right.