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"Melon doesn't rhyme with much"
Said Helen, yellin' and such
But 'melons' is worse
She said with a curse
And botted him right in the crotch


Melon doesn't rhyme with much
But they are very nice to touch
Squeeze if it's ripe
Then poke with your 'pipe'
Filled with some number one Dutch


"Melon doesn't rhyme with much"
Said Helen, yellin' and such
But 'melons' is worse
Can't make a verse
Off to watch Starsky and Hutch :rolleyes:


Melon doesn't rhyme with much
But they are very nice to touch
Squeeze if it's ripe
Beter'n fucking tripe
An easier as well to clutch



much was a good idea for one rhyme, not four :rolleyes::D
 
'twas much ado about nothing
His wife had gotten a nose ring



But I'd clutch a ripe one or two
Not too tight or they will turn blue
A ball buster, eek!:eek:
 
'twas much ado about nothing
His wife had gotten a nose ring
No big deal, she said



But I'd clutch a ripe one or two
Not too tight or they will turn blue
A ball buster, eek!
They're starting to leak :eek:
 
'twas much ado about nothing
His wife had gotten a nose ring
No big deal, she said
Now I'm easily led :cool:


But I'd clutch a ripe one or two
Not too tight or they will turn blue
A ball buster, eek!
They're starting to leak
Your hand is now covered in goo
 
'twas much ado about nothing
His wife had gotten a nose ring
No big deal, she said
Now I'm easily led
So, you'll cum when I pull your string?


But I'd clutch a ripe one or two
Not too tight or they will turn blue
A ball buster, eek!
They're starting to leak
Your hand is now covered in goo
 
'twas much ado about nothing
His wife had gotten a nose ring
No big deal, she said
Now I'm easily led
By leash to the bed, for a fling
 
"Do Wee', or 'not do Wee'?" is the question
Now that is a wicked suggestion
We do like to play
Jes 'bout ebry day
 
"Do Wee', or 'not do Wee'?" is the question
Now that is a wicked suggestion
We do like to play
Jes 'bout ebry day
With lim'ricks that leave an impression
 
When shall, again, we three meet?
The pub at the end of the street?
First round's on you
Second and third, too?
 
When shall, again, we three meet?
The pub at the end of the street?
First round's on you
Second and third, too?
Free drinks on Jett would be so neat :)
 
When shall, again, we three meet?
The pub at the end of the street?
First round's on you
Second and third, too?
Slow down or I'll fall off my seat:eek:

Ha...agreed BR! ;)
 
Alash, poor Yorrick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I sheem to have two ...
 
Alash, poor Yorick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I miss your songs so
They give me a glow



Alash, poor Yorrick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I sheem to have two ...
Pants are soaked through
 
Alash, poor Yorick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I mish your shongs so
They give me a glow
And fill my gorge with much shpunk



Alash, poor Yorrick, I'm drunk!
Looks like my willy has shrunk
I sheem to have two ...
Pants are shoaked through
I pished myshelf like a punk! :eek:

That "sh" business threw me for a loop :cool:
 
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