Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Miasorrow]

Cleaners were called for the mess
It was only a cause for distress

 

[37_ttej]

Cleaners were called for the mess
It was only a cause for distress
When "shit hits the fan"

 

[TomBoner]

Cleaners were called for the mess
It was only a cause for distress
When "shit hits the fan"
One needs a good plan

 

[weespanner]

Cleaners were called for the mess
It was only a cause for distress
When "shit hits the fan"
One needs a good plan
As well as a waterproof dress

 

[37_ttej]

He dressed in a latex suit

 

[mamasota]

He dressed in a latex suit
Made his bum look edibly cute





((((wee))))
jett

 

[37_ttej]

He dressed in a latex suit
Made his bum look edibly cute
A big bulge in front




(Hi Wee, Mama )

 

[TomBoner]

He dressed in a latex suit
Made his bum look edibly cute
A big bulge in front
Made for a juicy cunt

 

[weespanner]

He dressed in a latex suit
Made his bum look edibly cute
A big bulge in front
Made for a juicy cunt
Perhaps it was a piece of fruit ->


Hellooooo lim peeps

 

[37_ttej]

Yay, a banana at last!

 

[weespanner]

Yay, a banana at last!
He looks like he's having a blast

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Yay, a banana at last!
He looks like he's having a blast
All ready to play

 

[weespanner]

Yay, a banana at last!
He looks like he's having a blast
All ready to play
Peel the skin away

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Yay, a banana at last!
He looks like he's having a blast
All ready to play
Peel the skin away
He's ready to go at it fast!

 

[37_ttej]

Bananas go nicely with melons

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Bananas go nicely with melons
A favorite meal of felons?

 

[37_ttej]

Bananas go nicely with melons
A favorite meal of felons?
Shame cells ain't co-ed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Bananas go nicely with melons
A favorite meal of felons?
Shame cells ain't co-ed
But, who'd make the bed?

 

[37_ttej]

Bananas go nicely with melons
A favorite meal of felons?
Shame cells ain't co-ed
But, who'd make the bed?
Oops, here's the Warden - allons!

*Who was the moron who chose 'melons' as the first line rhyme!? Oh, wait ... *

 

[weespanner]

Melon doesn't rhyme with much

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Melon doesn't rhyme with much
But they are very nice to touch

 

[37_ttej]

"Melon doesn't rhyme with much"
Said Helen, then, "Wanna touch?"


*Ked's line was better*

 

[weespanner]

"Melon doesn't rhyme with much"
Said Helen, yellin' and such
But 'melons' is worse


Melon doesn't rhyme with much
But they are very nice to touch
Squeeze if it's ripe

 

[37_ttej]

"Melon doesn't rhyme with much"
Said Helen, yellin' and such
But 'melons' is worse
She said with a curse

Melon doesn't rhyme with much
But they are very nice to touch
Squeeze if it's ripe
Then poke with your 'pipe'

(sheesh, you're pretty rotten today Jett)

 

[kedsnbourbon]

"Melon doesn't rhyme with much"
Said Helen, yellin' and such
But 'melons' is worse
Can't make a verse


Melon doesn't rhyme with much
But they are very nice to touch
Squeeze if it's ripe
Beter'n fucking tripe



*Getting sicker and sicker here... gonna go throw up now*