Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[missmaddy]

Um, well, proceed how you will
And be careful what you fill
Only insert
Don't be inert
Unless you want to be still

 

[munch2much]

I once rushed to pull up my zip

 

[Spirited_Soul]

I once rushed to pull up my zip
Instead it got caught on my bottom lip

 

[munch2much]

I once rushed to pull up my zip
Instead it got caught on my bottom lip
Then when I sneezed

 

[JakeBNice]

I once rushed to pull up my zip
Instead it got caught on my bottom lip
Then when I sneezed
I was not very pleased

 

[37_ttej]

I once rushed to pull up my zip
Instead it got caught on my bottom lip
Then when I sneezed
I was not very pleased
Cause the snot's all starting to drip!

*erk*

 

[weespanner]

His nickname was snivelling Sam

 

[missmaddy]

His nickname was snivelling Sam
Whose whining was caught on a cam

 

[weespanner]

His nickname was snivelling Sam
Whose whining was caught on a cam
Got ten thousand hits

 

[cliteatingman]

His nickname was snivelling Sam
Whose whining was caught on a cam
Got ten thousand hits
But no pictures of tits

 

[weespanner]

His nickname was snivelling Sam
Whose whining was caught on a cam
Got ten thousand hits
But no pictures of tits
Not Samantha - Samuel! - damn!

 

[JakeBNice]

The Man down the road has an itch

 

[37_ttej]

The Man down the road has an itch
Ain't getting nuthin' from his bitch

 

[sweetsauce]

The Man down the road has an itch
Ain't getting nuthin' from his bitch
He went next door

 

[37_ttej]

The Man down the road has an itch
Ain't getting nuthin' from his bitch
He went next door
(he'd heard she's a whore)

 

[weespanner]

The Man down the road has an itch
Ain't getting nuthin' from his bitch
He went next door
(he'd heard she's a whore)
To play with her golden snitch

 

[sweetsauce]

The Man down the road has an itch
Ain't getting nuthin' from his bitch
He went next door
(he'd heard she's a whore)
And gave her his very best pitch!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That lucky neighbor is gettin' it good

 

[JakeBNice]

That lucky neighbor is gettin' it good
With all the young pussy he could

 

[sweetsauce]

That lucky neighbor is gettin' it good
With all the young pussy he could
As he pounded away

 

[cliteatingman]

That lucky neighbor is gettin' it good
With all the young pussy he could
As he pounded away
All night and all day

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That lucky neighbor is gettin' it good
With all the young pussy he could
As he pounded away
All night and all day
She was making good use of his wood

 

[Spirited_Soul]

............

 

[JakeBNice]

She put on her sluttiest dress

 

[Spirited_Soul]

She put on her sluttiest dress
Very short and meant to impress