Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[mamasota]

That's a leaf, I thought it was lips"
Thath tho hard to thay when you lithp
He twisted her nubs
Sucked hard on her buds
"Thweet jethuth thath thome tathy nipth"!


^5 to J, I thought it wath brilliant

 

[stickygirl]

"That's a leaf, I thought it was lips"
He said as he stared 'tween her hips
Existential rambling


tho I'm a simple girl and don't hold with this fancy talk

 

[37_ttej]

"That's a leaf, I thought it was lips"
He said as he stared 'tween her hips
Existential rambling
Should have been gambling

(I'll keep it straight now, I promise Sticky )

(well for the next few at least)

 

[stickygirl]

"That's a leaf, I thought it was lips"
He said as he stared 'tween her hips
Existential rambling
Should have been gambling
Jack of Hearts has had his chips

 

[37_ttej]

His eye had a golden glint

 

[stickygirl]

His eye had a golden glint
Though his dick still had a splint

 

[37_ttej]

His eye had a golden glint
Though his dick still had a splint
He'd tried the wrong slot

 

[stickygirl]

His eye had a golden glint
Though his dick still had a splint
He'd tried the wrong slot
"Only pen i s" ink blot

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His eye had a golden glint
Though his dick still had a splint
He'd tried the wrong slot
"Only pen i s" ink blot
Now ev'ryone knows he has sinned.

 

[37_ttej]

He lay dozing on the beach

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He lay dozing on the beach
Awoken rudely by a sudden screetch

 

[37_ttej]

He lay dozing on the beach
Awoken rudely by a sudden screetch
The gull took a peck

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He lay dozing on the beach
Awoken rudely by a sudden screetch
The gull took a peck
Out of the corpse's neck

 

[stickygirl]

He lay dozing on the beach
Awoken rudely by a sudden screetch
The gull took a peck
Out of the corpse's neck -
Keep your stiff out of harm's reach!

 

[37_ttej]

He lay dozing on the beach
Awoken rudely by a sudden screetch
The gull took a peck
Out of the corpse's neck -
Keep your stiff out of harm's reach!

Clever!

Run, the zombies are coming!

 

[stickygirl]

Run, the zombies are coming!
With fountains of jizz from their plumbing

curtsey TY

 

[texou]

Run, the zombies are coming!
With fountains of jizz from their plumbing
With a shot in the dark

 

[37_ttej]

Run, the zombies are coming!
With fountains of jizz from their plumbing
With a shot in the dark
I'm leaving the park

 

[Lia Monde]

Run, the zombies are coming!
With fountains of jizz from their plumbing
With a shot in the dark
I'm leaving the park
I don't want to try zombie loving!

 

[Lia Monde]

The walking dead are looking for meat

 

[sweetsauce]

The walking dead are looking for meat
Perhaps they consider sausage a treat

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The walking dead are looking for meat
Perhaps they consider sausage a treat
Since carbs are forbidden

 

[Lia Monde]

The walking dead are looking for meat
Perhaps they consider sausage a treat
Since carbs are forbidden
And so long since they've ridden

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The walking dead are looking for meat
Perhaps they consider sausage a treat
Since carbs are forbidden
And so long since they've ridden
Hey... Even a zombie's got to eat!

 

[Lia Monde]

Her red lips were a sight to behold